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February 23, 2006
Las Vegas Strippers Fight For Their Right To Lap-Dance
Don't they know there's a war on?
The Nevada Supreme Court is hearing a challenge to a city ordinance that bans certain types of touching by exotic dancers. The law makes it a misdemeanor for a stripper to fondle or caress a patron or for the patron to do the same to the dancer.
More than a dozen strippers are challenging the Las Vegas ordinance. Their lawyer contends a stripper could be arrested for merely shaking a customer's hand.
Yeah. That's what the law prohibits. Shaking a customer's hand.
I gotta tell ya, I'm going to be upset if this law is upheld. Guys need to let off steam occasionally by going to a strip club, seeing some naked ladies, and then giving them a firm, dry handshake.
Thanks to SWOOD.