Police Raid Suspected Bomb-Factory; Find Sex Toys Instead

Just silly.

A police officer was checking homes in the area reports of break-in attempts.

He saw a door open at the home, walked in and saw what looked like a bomb-making assembly line.

"There were cylinders, pipe cylinders, end caps and the like. I backed out of the house and thought we might have some pipe bomb manufacturing going on," said Frank Young of Warren County Emergency Services.

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"It was a production line, but it was not bombs, it was sex toys," said Young.

Yes, the cylinders resembled the notorious "Rabbit" Improvised Explosive Device.

Frank Young really needs to get out more often. Or, like, compare the suspected "bombs" to the general contours of his junk before calling in the feds.

Update: Frank Young just reported a "compact pipe bomb" left unattended in his pants.

Thanks to BizzyBlog, who probably doesn't even want the credit.

posted by Ace at 11:58 PM

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