They Hate Our Freedoms, And Our Delicious Milkshakes

Jihadis destroy every western fast-food restarurant they can get their barbaric hands on.

Even the Colonel. Even the Colonel, the bastards. A decorated military hero who safeguarded this country against the Chicken Menace.

Do they realize how buffoonish they look?

I've had an idea for a while that we should stop treating "Islamic fury" so seriously and treat it the way it deserves to be treated -- with ridicule and derision. Treating the jihadis' determination to wig out over everyfriggingthing just seems to feed into their psychosis.

Dear Jihadis, Morons, Esq.,

Please stop posthaste. You look, frankly, like a bunch of maniacs. A bunch of maniacs who don't shave.

Try to channel your energies into more productive ventures, such as oh, I don't know, work. That's the thing some people do when they're not burning businesses down. It's kind of boring at times, but there's a paycheck involved.

Yours in Satan,

Ace

posted by Ace at 10:48 AM

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