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February 01, 2006

Just for Fun

Snippet of an IM conversation (edited to protect the innocent):

Buddy: 4 more hours to SOTU...
Laura: I hope he smirks a WHOLE LOT
Buddy: I love the way his facial expressions drive them totally nuts
Laura: he should laugh with his tongue sticking out more often
Buddy: I think the best example was when they fixated on the rumple in the line of his jacket.
Buddy: It's a secret radio transmitter!
Buddy: And this gets made much of in the freakin' New York Times...
Laura: Oh, yeah, I had forgotten about that! Damn, why didn't I catalogue all the heartattacks they've had over minutiae! ...maybe he could allow himself to be photographed picking his nose just a little bit.
Laura: headline: Republicans in Disarray over Presidential Pick
Buddy: ahahaha
Buddy: "Was Chimpy McSmirkhitler picking his nose WITH GLEE because of the imminent Great Depression his tax cuts have brought upon the nation? We owe it to our readers to explore this possibility as thoroughly as the President explored his nostril..."
Laura: I don't think that would have been far from the truth...and then of course the inevitable Scientific Research about People Who Pick Their Noses
Buddy: "People who pick their noses are a lot like Hitler, study finds"
Laura: Pol Pot: Nosepicker

Come on, George. Throw the NY Times a bone. They have so very little.

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