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June 30, 2005
Funny: Prank Fan Mail to Chris Matthews
At least I hope it's a prank. He writes very stalker-ish letters of gushing praise, apparently fixated on Matthews' (admittedly dreamy) golden locks:
DEAR CHRISTOPHER -
I am so happy that you are back safely from your trip to South Africa. I am sure your many viewers missed you, as I did.
I hasten to point out, I was on the verge of contacting Andrew Lack over at NBC and telling him to "fill your shoes" with James Kramer of "America Now.” He, like you, looks like a big, healthy baby with beady little eyes. Too cute!!
While not as dignified and refined as you, James is colorful and fiery in his own right. The nice thing about James is, he doesn't have hair for me to "worry myself to death about."
Anyway, you are back, and your job is secure. Remember me to Andrew the next time you see him. Give him my kindest regards.
Cordially,
EDWARD EUGENE BASKETT
I love these kinds of letters. They're creepy and sneakily menacing, and yet, you can't go to jail for writing them.
Perfect.