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June 29, 2005

Joe Biden For President: Catch the Fever!

This faux-intellectual preening ponce calls himself a "uniter." The implication is that Hillary! is a divider.

That implication is true. But the only thing Joe Biden can unite us on is that he is a smug self-deluded prick who wears dandyish white collars on his striped shirts.

I don't know if he wears spats, but I know damn well he'd like to.

Joe "Spats" Biden For President

Isn't it time to vote for someone who has no chance of ever being president? Seriously. Just for shits and giggles.


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