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March 31, 2005

9-1-1 Call: "I've Asked Them Four Times to Give Me a Western Bacon Cheeseburger"

She calls 9-1-1 because they won't get her order right, and are "mopping up" and ignoring her.

She tells the 9-1-1 dispatcher: "You're supposed to be protecting me."

Is this a real call or a prank? I don't know. It actually sounds real.

It's funny either way.

Thanks to George Gaskell.

Again-- I'm sorry for all the light-hearted stuff. It just worked out that way.



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