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March 28, 2005

"You're Wired!"

From the NY Post's Page 6:

WHICH male contestant on the current season of "The Apprentice" nearly "blew" his chance for a $250,000-a-year job with The Donald? One of the show's producers walked in on him midsnort in a Trump Tower bathroom.

Too bad it's about the current season, because I would have loved to have found out it was Raj. Not that I supect Raj of being a druggie, and not that I don't like Raj; I just like seein' old Raj get into one crazy circumstance after another. He should have his own sitcom.

He can co-star with Oliver Willis as a pair of mismatched roommates. Raj would be the guy who's always hitting on women, most of them well out of his league, and Oliver Willis would be the guy sitting on the couch with a sack of White Castle attached to his snout like a feed-bag. Maybe Andrew Sullivan can appear in a "Very Special Episode" in which his beloved beagle is diagnosed with adult-onset diabetes. And of couse bronchitis.

Thanks to Chickpea.


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