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March 25, 2005

GNFI: 85 (?) Terrorists Killed In Single Raid

Eighty five here, eighty five there, and pretty soon you're talking about real bodycounts.

Notice: not "killed and/or captured." Killed.

See ya in hell, boys!

PS, bad news: those 72 virgins you were promised? Not actually women, as it turns out. They're a bunch of very horny and scary-well-endowed fiftteen-year-old-boys who are really into beards and forcible sodomy.

A little tip for you I learned myself during my time in the joint-- when you're being, erm, Shawshanked, I guess, for lack of a better term, try to think of fluffy clouds and the lyrics to Funkytown by Lipps Inc.

Call me crazy, but for some reason, it takes the edge off.

A little.

Bad News Good News Update: The Iraqi government may have inflated the number of dead terrorists, which may just lie between 11 and 80.

But, on the other hand, this raid was conducted by Iraqi forces.

Thanks to none and Elliot.


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