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March 16, 2005

Fat Fucks In Europe

It's Allah's tip and Allah's title. And when Allah sends you a tip and a title, you publish it as is, or you risk being in a world of shit. And, for you Allah fans, most of the rest of this is right from the Maker of Wisdom Himself:

Tired of hearing Europeans sniff about American gluttony? You should be.

Supersize Moi!:

At least seven European countries now challenge the United States in size — at least around the waistline. In a group of nations from Greece to Germany, the proportion of overweight or obese men is higher than in the U.S., experts said Tuesday in a major analysis of expanding girth on the European continent.

"The time when obesity was thought to be a problem on the other side of the Atlantic has gone by," said Mars Di Bartolomeo, Luxembourg's Minister of Health.

Emigration must be looking more attractive than ever to Filet o' Fish.

Next time one of you asks, "Hey, Ace, where's Allah? What's he up to?," now you know-- he's mah bitch.


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