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March 07, 2005

Police Raid Home To Capture Most-Wanted Hamster

Well, not really:

The spokesman for police in Bremen said on Monday police broke open the door after being alerted by neighbours that loud music was playing non-stop for five days and the lights were left on. No one answered the door when they knocked, police said.

"There was a fear the occupant might have been disabled or dead," a police spokesman said. "All we found was a pet hamster. The occupant was away on holiday. A friend of his arrived and said he left the music on so the hamster wouldn't feel lonely."

A big waste of police resources? Not necessarily. The police discovered thousands of CD's of underage-hamster porn this little sawdust-smelling bastard was distributing via the Internet.

On his distribution list? That's right, you guessed it: Paul "Pee Wee Herman" Ruebens.

Thanks to GregS.


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