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March 04, 2005

Movie Quote Quiz

Quotes range from easy to pretty darn hard. They're all mainstream movies, stuff you've probably seen several times, but a lot of the quotes are fairly minor lines from the movies. Not big applause lines like "Get away from her you bitch!" or "Look at me" or "Use the Force, Luke."

That's pussy-shit. Anyone can get those.

Once again I've tried to skew a little to female oriented movies, but frankly, I've seen six chick movies in my life, and Pretty Woman was three of them.

Anyway, identify the movie and the speaker (character or actor) for full credit.

The Remaining Quotes (Updated): Most quotes have been identified. Here are some of the ones (I think) are left:

10. "I don't patronize bunny rabbits." (Hint: a dad says this.)

24. "Remember when we were in Puerto Rico and we picked up those... well I guess they were prostitutes but I don't remember paying them." (Hint: it's a movie that both guys and chicks seem to like.)

28. "This is all you know, isn't it? Pushing, hitting, and punching! Does it make you feel good or something? "
-- "Sometimes, yeah!" (Tough one. Hint: Atlanta.)

31. "First goddamn week of winter." (Come on! Doesn't anyone read this site? Which movie I always talk about hasn't been identified as the source of a quote?)

38. "What do I want...? THIS! I want THIS! THIS is what I want!" (Hint: wheelchair.)


1. "Pudding?!"

2. "Cofee?"
-- "No. Never, never."

3. "The only problem with kicking the shit out of you is that it would be too easy."


4. "They don't know. They don't know shit. You're not gonna get hurt. You're fucking Barretta."

5. "Lady, you are hell and gone from Cartegena."

6. "Yeah, because we used to do it in the closet."
-- "Oh, stop with the sex stories."

7. "What do I think about the U.S. involvement in the war...? We should win it."

8. "Life's a bitch and she's back in heat."

9. "Would you like to kiss me on the veranda?"
-- "On the lips will be fine."

10. "I don't patronize bunny rabbits."

11. "Well, I think what your problem is here is that you got some sorta parallel dimension."

12. "You wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?"

13. "I've seen the Exorcist 67 times and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it."

14. "Gee, Ricky, I'm sorry your mom blew up."

15. "Here's to the Army and Navy, and the battles they have won. Here's to America's colors, the colors that never run. "
-- "May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather."

16. "He's an honorable man. He fulfilled his contract."

17. "Oooh! You've got a tent?"

18. "All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die."

19. "Next time I have to come in here I'm cracking skulls."

20. "Ohhh, surre... Let's do all the things that you want to do."

21. "First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow."

22. "Oh, I'm just, um, looking for the other half of this bottle and I, oh, there's some of it...there's some it it there, too."

23. "Oh yes, your journal! Could you be any more queer?"

24. "Remember when we were in Puerto Rico and we picked up those... well I guess they were prostitutes but I don't remember paying them."

25. "That's a major appliance, that's not a name!"

26. "They're all gonna laugh at you!"

27. "Death has come to your little town, Sherriff."

28. "This is all you know, isn't it? Pushing, hitting, and punching! Does it make you feel good or something? "
-- "Sometimes, yeah!"

29. "Son of a bitch must pay!"

30. "I have a credit card."
-- "You have a credit card?"
"Yes. But my father told me only to use it in case of an emergency."
-- "Well, maybe one will come up. "

31. "First goddamn week of winter."

32. "Some feel that to court a woman in one's employ is nothing more than a serpentine effort to transform a lady into a whore."

33. "No, I mean when [the Japanese] tortured you did you talk?"
--"Ah, oh, no, I don't think they wanted me to talk really, I don't think they wanted me to say anything. It was just their way of having a bit of fun the swines. Strange thing is they make such bloody good cameras."

34. "Great! Another crime....! (whispering conspiratorially) You get it started, and I'll run you over. That's the best plan I can think of."

35. "Anything else?"
-- "Phased-plasma rifle in the forty watt range."
"Hey, just what you see, pal."

36. "You're gonna look awfully funny with that knife sticking out of your ass... (waits a beat) You still here?"

37. "What'd you think, son? That I was just some crazy old coot, putting everyone in harm's way as I yelled "YEE-HA!"?"

38. "What do I want...? THIS! I want THIS! THIS is what I want!"

39. "He says he doesn't wear a wig, and a person doesn't take it as a compliment if you say, "Nice wig".
--"But I didn't say "Nice wig", [name deleted], I said "Bestest-looking wig". I believe there is a difference. "

40. "That was the greatest sexual experience -- without ever actually having sex-- that I ever almost had."

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