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March 03, 2005

If Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen Can't Make It, What Hope Do the Rest of Us Have?

Temple of Jennifer is pro-marriage enough to bother to care about this.

I don't know. This surprises me about as much as the time I found Robert Downey Junior asleep on my bumper pool table, stoned out of his mind on a mix of ludes and Gila Monster venom, wearing nothing at all except my prized Dungeon Masters Do It By the Book t-shirt (signed by Omega World designer James Ward).

And while you're there, check out the story of PETA's attempts to transport a seafood-restaurant lobster to a zoo.

The lobster died in transport. PETA is, I shit you not, seeking an examination of the lobster to determine the cause of death.

A lobster autopsy, as Jennifer says. Just wonderful.

I hope they can rule out foul play as soon as possible. That possibillity always wreaks such havoc on the families.


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