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October 26, 2004

They. Just. Won't. Stop.

Media Attempts Last Gasp Effort to Finally Interest the Public in Their DNC-Coordinated "AWOL" Tales

For the love of everything holy.

You know what I love? Either way, on November 3rd, this stupid frame-up story is over.

But it would be much better if it were over and we could all laugh at the desperate liberals of the MSM together:

WASHINGTON - Unearthed under legal pressure, three-decade-old documents portray President Bush (news - web sites) as a capable and well-liked Air National Guard pilot who stopped flying and attending regular drills two-thirds of the way through his six-year commitment — without consequence.

The files, many of them forced to light by Freedom of Information lawsuits by The Associated Press, conflict with some of the harshest attacks Democrats have levied on Bush's Vietnam-era service, such as suggestions that Bush was a deserter or absent without leave.

But gaps in the records leave unanswered questions about the final two years of his military service in 1972 and 1973. Chief among them: Why did Bush's commanders apparently blah blah blah blah-blah blah blah blah bla-bla-blah.

But he continues:

Bush's commanders could have blah blah blah bla-bla-blah blah blah. Whine, whine, whine, bitch, bitch, bitch. Cry, cry, cry. Blah blah blah bla-blah-- ba-blah-- ba blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Ooooh, Snap!

"Obviously, the commander saw the lieutenant's interest in the guard was blah blah blah blah. Goo goo, goo goo. Baby wan' ba-ba wid da wa-wa. Goo goo goo goo goo goo goo, a goo goo, g-goo go goo.

Why are we still talking about this? And yet there's more:

But the culture apparently did ijgoajhhgajk.c -pjkpj, p'japmaiojeajpl.

Sorry, it seems the reporter dozed off in the middle of his own breathless report.

Okay, there's a time when every joke gets old, and I can usually identify that time five minutes after it passes.

Anyway: did I mention you should probably think about voting?

And, oh yeah, sending me some of your hard-won money. But I think that last bit is obvious.

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