My two favorite literary themes: elves and soft-core pornography. Plus, a dork in a crimson cape.
The chicks here might not be "babes" in the strictest sense of the word, but they all look a lot better with graph paper in their hands than my old buds Nelson and Stinky.
And the special effects here are superb. Outstanding. The whole production has a very Krull-like feel to it.