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October 16, 2004

OBL is KIA

JimW sends a link to a blogger who finally decided to say what we all freaking know: Osama bin Ladin is Osama bin decomposin'.

There is little other reason to explain his failure to appear on videotape -- proof of life, as they say. For a time, one could explain it by supposing that perhaps he didn't want to show himself while Al Qaeda was being so thoroughly routed-- he wanted only to appear after a "great victory."

Well, these psychotics scored their idea of a great victory in Madrid, and yet still no proof he's alive.

I'm getting pretty sick of our scary-smart CIA telling us that some audiotapes are "90% likely" OBL. Yeah, either OBL, or Dana Fucking Carvey doing a new fucking impression.


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