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July 19, 2004
Sullivan Health Status Update of the Day
Current Status: "BRONCHIAL BUMMER"
Diagnosis: Cause of affliction undisclosed. It may be an after-effect of his feeling "ill" regarding the "hatred and fear" of gays driving the anti-gay-"marriage" debate. Further tests, and further information from Andrew, required.
Prognosis: His condition has deteriorated "ill" to "bummer" in just two days. I sincerely hope they're able to stabilize him. CSD (chronic solipsism disorder) is a progressive and often untreatable illness.
We do have cause for hope, however: Andrew is a fighter.
Fight, Andrew. Fight with all your intellect and spirit. Fight, so that we may soon hear happy reports about your beagles.