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July 14, 2004

Hell in a Handbasket

As the Department of Agriculture considers abandoning the "Food Pyramid" (is there anyone out there who has ever made a single feeding decision based upon this dopey thing?), Michele steps up to the plate (ahem) and offers the Food Pentagram.

Why a "Food Pyramid" in the first place? The "Food Pyramid" just never made any sense at all. Pyramids aren't food.

"The Food Soup," okay, I can understand that. "The Food Meal," okay, a little generic, but still something I "get."

Why not something intuitive and instantly memorable, like "the Food Sandwich"?:

See? It's all there. Bread, meat, dairy, a vegatable that you're probably not going to eat, nonstop profanity, creepy eyes...

Photo Credit: Used with permission of Enjoy Every Sandwhich. "Sandwich for Skippy" pic created by Zombie and Rowan.


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