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Iran Threatens Lives of First Lady and Barron Trump; Trump Says He'll Kick the Sh** Out of ThemIran is calling upon its foreign agents to kill Trump's wife and youngest son. First lady Melania Trump and son Barron are the latest targets of Iran's sick anti-US propaganda.
President Donald Trump on Wednesday warned that the U.S. is going to "beat the f*cking sh*t" out of Iran following its attack on U.S. forces in Jordan.
I watched a video last week explaining that's why Trump has not bombed Kharg Island down to ground, too. It turns out that despite Iran's long coast on the Strait, they have only one deep water port, and that's Kharg Island. The rest of the coastal waters are shallow and piled with silt which prevents ocean-going tankers from pulling up to take on oil. This is also why you only hear of plans to use Marines to seize Kharg Island, as opposed to dropping massive ordnance penetrators on it and just destroying the port entirely. So again, he's contemplating the post-war economy of Iran and deciding not to bomb key infrastructure that the Iranians will desperately need. That all makes sense. Here's what doesn't: Repeatedly threatening to bomb things you've already decided not to bomb.
The US also attacked IRGC-aligned terrorists in Iraq, using, apparently, the A-10 Thunderbolt (Warthog).
— U.S. Central Command (@CENTCOM) July 29, 2026 U.S. Central Command and the Saudi Arabian Armed Forces conducted precision strikes in Iraq, July 28, against Iran-aligned terrorists that the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) directed to attack U.S. forces and Saudi energy infrastructure. Leftists are openly grieving Iran's inability to fund their favorite murderous, psychopathic Muslim terrorist forces.
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