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« Daily Tech News 11 April 2024 | Main | Mid-Morning Art Thread »
April 11, 2024

The Morning Report (4/11/24)

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Hmmmm. I wonder what is below the fold this morning..................


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Foreign Affairs

  • With friends like us. Who needs enemies? Biden Abandons Israel in His Holy Mess Foreign Policy

  • You have been warned. 'Worst hotel in UK' dubbed 'slug-infested s***hole' could be taken over in 'radical' plot

  • I'm sure Apple's motives are purely pure. Apple made $14 billion worth of iPhones in India as it shifts away from China - The smartphone giant has been cutting its reliance on China as geopolitical tensions fester

  • I wonder if MushHead embellished his chop stick skills. What Biden and Kishida Agreed To in Their Effort to Bolster Ties

  • Speaking of chop stick skills MushHead's regime. DOJ opens formal investigation of U.S. Steel takeover. The Justice Department has opened up an in-depth antitrust investigation of Nippon Steel's $14.1 billion takeover of U.S. Steel, according to two people with direct knowledge of the matter.

  • Working tirelessly to help the addicted. New Technique Can Quickly Detect Fentanyl and Other Opioids


  • Could this tourist be our Genius Award Winner? FLASH MOB Drunk Brit backpacker, 23, forced to make grovelling apology after stripping naked & flashing tourists in Thailand
    Watch the moment Joseph was caught flashing - and his apology to Thai cops


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    Domestic Adventures

  • I love it when a plan comes together. Senate strikes down Biden administration's climate regulations targeting car emissions

  • Because being the Dumb Party isn't enough. Marjorie Taylor Greene Meets with Mike Johnson While Continuing to Threaten His Speakership


  • A good move. Because some don't want to be the Dumb Party. House Speaker Mike Johnson to deliver remarks with Trump on 'election integrity'

  • And these are considered the best and brightest. Eeh gadz. Joe Biden's Education Secretary Miguel Cardona can't define what a woman is.

  • It's about damn time. Some Jan. 6 rioters win early release, even before key Supreme Court ruling


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    Doomed

  • When you start living like a cave man, come talk to me. OXFORD, England (AP) -- Humanity has only two years left "to save the world" by making dramatic changes in the way it spews heat-trapping emissions and it has even less time to act to get the finances behind such a massive shift, the head of the United Nations climate agency said.

  • Which one of his parent's dropped him on his head as an infant? My goodness what a dumb fvck. Eric Swalwell: 'In Vladimir Putin's Battle Plans, He Looks at His Air, Land, and Sea, and Now MAGA Resources'

  • The inmates are taking over the original inmates. Cheating Detector: Students Submitted 22 Million Papers Written by AI Last Year

  • Who needs sex, drugs and rock 'n roll when you have this pair to watch? Nathan Wade Pleads Poverty to Get Out of Alimony and Child Support Payments to His Ex-Wife After Resigning as Trump Prosecutor Over Improper Relationship With Fani Willis


    And on that note. I hope you stay comfortable.

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