On a Lighter Note: Noted Philosopher LeBron James Suddenly Has Thoughts About the Importance of Property Rights

Collin Rugg @CollinRugg

NEW: LeBron James appears to suddenly care about the pitfalls of progressive policies as he has reportedly become "very concerned" about squatters in his neighborhood.

Two-doors down from James' Beverly Hills property, squatters have taken over a home.

The home is used for "cocaine orgy parties" by the squatters.

According to news outlet @Curbed, James is "very concerned."

"One of the neighbors got in touch with LeBron James's house manager. They were told James was very concerned," the outlet reported.

James purchased his property for $36.8 million in 2022 and tore down the home that was on it to build his dream home.

The squatter home throws frequent parties that usually don't start until 2am.

The squatters are even impacting James' pockets. The NBA star reportedly needs 24/7 security guards because of the frequent parties.

Police are not able to evict the squatters because they produced a fake lease agreement and obtained drivers licenses with the address of the property.

The neighborhood also belongs to celebrities like John Legend and Seth McFarlane.

Via AndyCanuck.

Pretty soon we'll see him reading Adam Smith's The Wealth of Nations.

He'll be on page 1, obviously.

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I know what you're thinking: This is a joke. It's an April Fools joke.

Well this stuff all came out ages ago. It's not a joke.

I know you want to comfort yourself and think it's just a joke, but this is all too real, my friends.

You'll just have to deal with living in a world in which "Gay Sauna: The Boardgame" is a real thing that really exists.

posted by Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:44 PM

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