Biden's Former Top Official For the Security of Nuclear Materials Is Due to Appear in Court Today

Biden's non-binary top official for the security of nuclear materials -- or ex-top-official -- Sam Brinton is due to appear in court for his theft of women's baggage.

Stealing women's luggage to play with their underwear is just, mwah!, a creepy little cherry on top of this creepy little sundae of perversion.

The Puppy Play enthusiast, who the Biden Administration judged as being of sound enough judgment and character to give the highest level security clearance to, has, get this, repeatedly tried to whine the judge into allowing shim to appear via Zoom.

The judge has repeatedly told sherm that that is not allowed, except in the special case of someone who's already in jail having to make a court appearance.

But this Very Special Snowflake keeps whining.

It's anyone's guess whether zem will appear in court today, or just skip out.

Brinton is set to appear in court Wednesday, February 15, after a judge denied multiple attempts by Brinton's lawyers to allow him to attend remotely. The lawyers said Brinton was having "employment issues."

1, shyeah I heard, and 2, many people, I would in fact say most people, who appear in criminal court have "employment issues," and no one has ever suggested this makes them eligible for special considerations.

But again, this is a Very Special Snowflake we're dealing with here.

"The current District Policy does not allow for remote appearances to be conducted for Felony 1st Appearances on the Property/Drug Calendar with the only exception given to inmates in the custody of the Department of Corrections of the State of Minnesota," Judge Gina Brandt said in response to the lawyers. "Therefore, I must deny your request again."

The creepy underwear burglar of course has other outstanding charges against zam:

The Minneapolis luggage theft is not the only one for which Brinton is accused.

After initial reports of Brinton's Minnesota incident, officials in Las Vegas, Nevada's, Harry Reid International Airport were able to piece together a July 6 baggage theft worth $3,670.

Brinton faces up to ten years for this alleged theft and is currently out on $15,000 bail.

The Biden Administration refuses to cancel Sammy the Sneak-Thief's security clearance.

Because honestly, isn't just being LGBTQ the highest security clearance there is?!

In light of the charges, Republicans are going after the Biden administration in regard to Brinton's security clearance, with Sen. John Barrasso (R-WY) telling Fox News, "It is clear as day that felons should not hold security clearances. ... For months, I've been demanding answers from the Department of Energy on their failed security clearance process. Secretary Granholm has provided none."

Maybe we should all pretend we don't know whose baggage is whose so that Sam and other creepy nightcrawler fetishists can "feel seen."

posted by Ace at 02:32 PM

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