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May 07, 2021

Quick Hits: Never Bring a Knife to a Gun Range Robbery Edition

Election Audits, Then vs Now: pic.twitter.com/M6mAPhpNB6
— Jewish Deplorable (@TrumpJew2) May 7, 2021

Oh did the Chamber's extraordinarily hard work and energy electing so many Democrats to Congress not work out well for them and help lead to the current situation? Who ever could have predicted this? https://t.co/VMJ0Q5Yo4e
— Mollie (@MZHemingway) May 7, 2021

No pic.twitter.com/TDFflK2KSA
— robyn♡ (@RRR0BYN) May 6, 2021

Too much white supremacy!

Hi @dabeard. You're an exec. editor at @NatGeo & you're an alumn of @washingtonpost, @AP & @BostonGlobe. Why did you identify Patrick Thompson, the man arrested over the stabbing of two elderly Asian women in San Francisco, as white? https://t.co/48g6unafl0 pic.twitter.com/cUuPHHyvNO
— Andy Ngô (@MrAndyNgo) May 6, 2021

pic.twitter.com/QRSXdAfW1E
— JD_ (@1mrduds) May 6, 2021

Labour: "We are the party of working people."

Sky News: “Can I stop you there… you're not the party of working people because you appear to be the party of middle-class graduates in the London suburbs and the metropolitan areas.”

Boom. 💥 pic.twitter.com/dNcZxwvASe
— Darren Grimes (@darrengrimes_) May 7, 2021

‘Skynet Is A Private Company, They Can Do What They Want,’ Says Man Getting Curb-Stomped By Terminator https://t.co/aJGy7Km5uK
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) May 5, 2021

This Ohio State Senator thought he was slick, using a Zoom background of his home office while driving... debating a bill for harsher penalties for distracted driving https://t.co/XfangsLaHX pic.twitter.com/r55ti7bsma
— Brody Logan (@BrodyLogan) May 6, 2021

Whatever:

Nike, PlayStation, and Paul George unveiled these PG 5 Colorway shoes created by Nike and PlayStation designers. They're set to drop in select regions starting May 14 (actual PS5 not included). https://t.co/IZAX5y49Li pic.twitter.com/hkRe4ZEzif
— IGN (@IGN) May 5, 2021

I guess it's no stupider than selling a shoe (made in China with near-slave-labor) with a $60 mark-up just because Queen LeBron's name is on it.

Though... yeah, it does feel a little stupider than that. Not sure why, though.

This is why you don't try to rob a gun range:

New security camera footage from Las Vegas exactly shows why you should not try to rob a gun store... pic.twitter.com/HwAIHtfMpH
— Caleb Hull (@CalebJHull) May 5, 2021

posted by Ace at 06:11 PM

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