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January 29, 2007

Nuen und Nuenzig Jude-Balloon

Ich denk' auf Juden und lassen fliegen...

Lebanese Muslims panic at a strange invasion of colorful balloons bearing frightening Jew-scrabblings. Some Muslims complain of sickness due to the disease/chem weapons the balloons undoubtedly carry. Locals were actually warned against touching the sinister Hebe-Orbs.

Yeah. The secret Yid-Code has been translated. "Happy Birthday" and "For Silvi, with all my heart."

They hate us for our colorful party decorations.

The Jew. Is Using. Helium-filled party balloons. As muscle. And you are left. Defenseless.

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...Rabbi?

Okay, so he didn't become a rabbi. But that would have been plenty scary too.

Tell you one thing -- fuckin' bats don't control the banking system, now do they?


Batman pic lifted from Jay Pinkerton, who writes for Cracked. And does a lot of comic-book parodies.


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