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October 16, 2026

The Week In Woke

The woman who murdered her child so that she could go out to clubs and party has Important Thoughts about Shane Gillis' joke.

Casey Anthony

3d

Women can dress however they want.

Women in the gym can dress however they want.

Men who have opinions about how women dress, need to all the way go fuck themselves. This toxic masculinity trend needs to end. These fragile men need to get out of the way of women in totality.

We do not answer to you.

We do not dress for you.

We do not need your useless opinions.

Men, get it together, do better.

Women, be mindful of the men you choose to elect into office during this election cycle. Listen to the words...

By the way, here's how the Child Murderess describes herself:

Casey Anthony @therealcaseyanthony

Researcher. Consultant. Author. Advocate. Activist. LGBTQIA+ Ally🏳️‍🌈. - Protect the dolls. Stand with women. - We are Jane Doe.

Are you joking. Are you joking.

Lisa Elizabeth @Lisaelizabeth

I just don't get why women are so dishonest. Like -- just admit that you dress like that because you want people, especially men, to think that you're hot. And by hot I mean sexually attractive. That's why the shorts are short and tight and scrunch up around your butt to make your butt look bigger and rounder. Why? Because you think men like big round juicy butts. You wear low-cut tops because men find breasts attractive. Cut the bullshit that you do it just for you or that it's more comfortable because you don't and it's not. Just freaking own it.

And if you are going to dress like that, don't expect people not to look because that's specifically why you chose the outfit you did. Furthermore, don't get mad when people you don't think are hot hit on you. You can't have it both ways.

Aside from it being problematic for society and relationships between men and women, thing that frustrates me the most is the dishonesty in all of it. You know why you do it, we know why you do it. I am so tired of people expecting others not to be honest about things that are blatantly/obviously/objectively true.

woodsplitter @woodsplittergpy

are they in denial that they are sooo desperate for male attention; or are they upset and embarrassed that they have to use their fat shiny poopers (as opposed to their superior intellects, and healthier psyches) to get it??

I had Fat Shiny Poopers' debut EP. It was an import from the UK on Stiff Records.

The Camas County cross country girls were forced to sleep with the male cheater at away meets.

During a recent high school cross-country meet in Washington, in which female athletes walked off the course instead of running against a trans-identified male runner who had switched to the female division earlier in the season, it has been revealed that the male athlete shared a hotel room with a female member of the team.

This took place during Camas High School's trip to the Nike Hole in the Wall Invitational in Arlington, which took place on October 10. Per Clark County Today, members of the cross-country team were lodged in a hotel at the expense of the school district. The biological male running of the girls' team, Logan Mihailoff, shared a hotel room with a female member of the Camas team.

Camas School District Communications and Media Manager Doreen McKercher told the outlet, "Coaching staff coordinate room assignments for overnight athletic trips and may consider student-athletes' preferences. We can confirm that no student was required to share a room with someone they were uncomfortable rooming with. To protect student privacy, we will not discuss individual room assignments or accommodations."


A woman who assisted a transgender who shot up a school in British Columbia thinks it's not fair that she's being held in jail.

And when I say "woman," I mean it in the Canadian sense: I mean a man who dresses as a woman and who helps another transgender kill children.

The lawyer for a Washington resident accused of conspiring with the Tumbler Ridge shooter told a judge Tuesday his client has co-operated fully with police since the February shooting and does not pose a threat to the public.

The accused, James Cody Bryant, 30, of Bellingham, Wash., appeared in U.S. District Court in Seattle for a pretrial detention hearing Thursday. Ms. Bryant goes by Melody and uses she/her pronouns, according to her lawyers.

She wore glasses, and a beige button-down jumpsuit over her slight frame. Her long hair reached past her shoulders.

Her?

Ms. Bryant's lawyer, public defender Gregory Murphy, argued his client could be safely released before trial under conditions, including potential house detention, a mental health assessment and strict monitoring of her online activities.

He noted Ms. Bryant, who was arrested last week, was shocked by the shooting and has co-operated with police since the days after it occurred.

Tumbler Ridge shooter was aided by conspirator in Washington State, authorities allege

"Words fail when we talk about the horror of what Van Rootselaar did ... Ms. Bryant, I think, feels that also," Mr. Murphy said, referring to shooter Jesse Van Rootselaar. He noted his client has sobbed during interviews with the FBI.

But the judge rejected the defence's request and opted to keep Ms. Bryant in custody.

Ms. Bryant faces charges of aiding Ms. Van Rootselaar, 18, in planning and executing the mass shooting at a school in the northern B.C. mining town in February.

Ms. Van Rootselaar killed her mother and half-brother at their family home on Feb. 10 before proceeding to Tumbler Ridge Secondary School, where she killed five students and an educational assistant. She then turned a gun on herself. It was the deadliest school shooting in Canadian history.


Immigrant to the UK complains: These native-born British citizens are stealing jobs from deserving illegal immigrants.

How. Dare. They.

It's almost as if these native citizens believe they have rights in their own country.

Over the past couple of decades, more than a few British people have accused immigrants of stealing their jobs, by under-cutting them on pay. At last, though, it seems that things may be starting to change. Because these days, apparently, it's the other way round.

Or so I gather from a fascinating quote in our report, published on Sunday, about places in Britain where a majority of adults are claiming out-of-work benefits. In Birmingham, our reporter interviewed a local man named Mohammad Khan. And he said: "Here it is hard to get a job. A lot of students come and pick up part-time jobs. They take over the housing. They work for a lower rate and they can speak English."

If the ability to speak English is giving these students a decisive advantage in the Birmingham jobs market, that means the people they're under-cutting must be immigrants who can't speak English. In which case, I hope Birmingham isn't going to see mass protests by unemployed immigrants, muttering: "Bloody British. Coming over here, stealing our jobs." Then again, if they can only say this in another language, I suppose we won't know what they're protesting about.



Woke 1 was crazyyy, man.





Real Science (TM) that we're forced to pay for:


Colin Wright
@SwipeWright

3h

This new paper is hilarious. It warns about political and cultural biases influencing science, and aims to expose the biased "co-option of research" by...

..."Using the lens of queer monster theory" to reveal the "power dynamics" that have resulted in "binary definitions and proscriptions of cis-heterosexism" the "purported 'biological truth' of immutable binary sex."

Oh yes, the sex binary rooted in observable sperm and ova discovered over a century ago is totally a result of cultural and political bias, but "queer monster theory" and "cis-heterosexism" is rooted in pure reason and derivable from first principles. 🙄

These people have zero self-awareness.





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