Dispatches from the Gender Wars

Actually it's not the gender wars, it's the war of sexually-shriveled femcels on the world because they're angry they're not pretty.

Plus their incel and gayboy allies.

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I was mid-hip thrust when I found out @Shanemgillis had called me a whore. Technically I found out four hours later, when I reviewed the footage of Saturday Night Live. My tripod was on the bench, my ring light was clamped to the squat rack and my boyfriend Tanner was holding the back-up phone for the side angle. Tanner films all my content. He is not allowed to look at me.

The "joke" was about how women dress at the gym. I know it was about me, because everything is. So I did what any survivor would do. I went to my car and filmed myself crying. It took 11 takes, because the lighting in a Range Rover is unforgiving, and grief is no excuse for a bad shot. In the final cut, you can see a single tear land on my sports bra right over the logo, which clicks through to an affiliate link. My caption: "I'm literally shaking."

Then I put on the shortest shorts I own, went back inside, and filmed my ass from three angles with the caption, "Does this outfit work for you, Shane Gillis?" I wanted to send him a message that my body is not for men. To make sure Shane got the message, I tagged him. Then I tagged every man I follow. Some people say my response proved his point. These people are rapists.

Article bu Brigit Phetasy here.

Some cuckboy at Philadelphia Magazine insists that Shane Gillis broke six "rules" of comedy, which are all various ways of saying women are always right, never "punch down," and never attack any group associated with the political left.

What would comedy be without some strict rules imposed by political commissars?

Rule #1: Don't call women whores. Or say they dress like whores. Or use the word "whores" at all.

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Maybe some comics can say "whore," under the right conditions.

I assume "the right conditions" are "when you're attacking a Fox News presenter or Republican congresswoman."

But for Shane Gillis it's a nonstarter. His resting stage persona is somewhere between frat boy, Bugs Bunny, and a bouncer trying to memorize the address on your ID. Like he's always on a boozy power trip. Like he says "whores" a lot. Opinions vary over how the "whore" line went over in the room, but the social media reaction has been a rousing thumbs-down.

No it hasn't been. It's been a thumbs-down from humorless twats and gayboys like yourself. You are not the world, thank heavens.

Rule #2: Don't namedrop. And: Don't namedrop Joe Rogan and Theo Von.

Namedropping is an amateur-hour flex to begin with, but those particular names thudded extra heavy.* Rogan and Von repeatedly platform the worst humans in the world (fascists, billionaire creeps, Tony Hinchcliffe, etc.) If Shane thought a general audience was gonna say "woo" to those bros, he's been in the Mothership humidor too long.

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Rule #6: It bears repeating.

Same as Rule #1. The "whores" thing. Don't be like "that woman is in gym shorts, just like a whore." That's it.

A lot of unfuckable low-T effeminate men are riding this horse to let their ugly feminist friend-zone wardens let them know they're Good Guys Who Don't Rape (Usually).

Michael Tracy was menaced at a "Jane Doe" rally. A female cop, clearly a left-wing lesbian who probably has a $700 bar tab at The Last Ditch, told him it was his fault because he was "making people uncomfortable" by doing skeptical journalism.

Here's the real reason for this post: This rant is beautiful.

Slay kween.

Holy crap, I need a cigarette. Who the hell is this?

I think it might be Iliza Schlesinger, just because she's the only mid-profile blonde attractive comedienne I know of. Kind of looks like her. But she's a dumb lefty. I guess the take here is permissible to the left, because it's not mocking the left per se, but only mocking corporate/media attempts to pander to the left through stupid catchphrases and bubblegum pop ideology.

Though here she is also hitting the stupid fembot internet anti-culture. She does say that this "glitter speak" was invented to sell you "pencil cases," but she can't have failed to notice it is not corporations chiefly responsible for this infantilizing cant. It's feminists on the internet generally. Femfluencers.

The failed show The Boys used this kind of humor to "attack the left" and show they were hitting "both sides." But they weren't. The show attacked the right for being the right and didn't attack the left at all, they just attacked corporate media powers for slinging slogans to appeal to the left like "Girls Get It Done!" So the show attacked the right and the inauthentic fake corporate left. Never the real left.

And just in case you missed that point, they got very aggressive and overt with their anti-Christian, anti-traditionalist, anti-male sloganeering in later seasons.

Anyway, I'm not a fan of hers, but damn it, this is a solid rant. I am so tired of this "glitter speak."

Update: Yes, it's her, and yes, she's a raging feminist and is only attacking "the commodification of feminism."

Except she knows this is a lie. Again, it's not Pepsi or Volvo or Papa John's that talks like this 24 hours a day, it's feminist women on the internet writing for themselves and not for any corporation.

posted by Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:22 PM

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