Saturday Night Club ONT - October 10, 2026 [Disco & Dino]

Pensacola Beach, on the eve of Hurricane Isaias

Welcome to Club ONT - a whelming collaboration of The Disco and The Dino.

Open thread - bar is open, too. Come in in, grab a drink or 2. Or 3. Keep it light and friendly. Have no fear. The Moose out front has not evacuated in light of the hurricane. He remains on duty.

Saturday Night Jokes and Other Funnies

I had to go to the hospital overnight to have some tests done. As I was settling into my bed, my "roommate" was ordering breakfast from the cafeteria"

"First I would like some scrambled eggs. I like them really runny. Like cook them for about 7 seconds and be sure to include at least one whole eggshell"

"Second I would like coffee, served black and cold. Not iced, just cold coffee that has been sitting around for a day or two"

"Now this third request will sound strange. I would like a glass of orange juice in a used urine specimen cup. The slight taste of urine settles my stomach"

Suddenly I heard a shreik from the phone. The cafeteria worker screamed, "That's just disgusting! We can't do that"

"Why not, you did it yesterday!"

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Drink of the Night

Maybe a repeat but it's timely

Hurricane Cocktail

Ingredients 2 oz light rum 2 oz dark rum 2 oz passion fruit juice 1 oz orange juice 1/2 oz fresh lime juice 1 tbsp simple syrup 1 tbsp grenadine Garnish: Orange Slice and Cherry

Instructions
Shake all ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice.
Strain into a hurricane glass then garnish with orange slice and cherry and serve.

Club ONT Department of Candy Combat

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Please wash your hands after using the Club ONT Tinkletorium.

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Club ONT Jukebox

Follow up to Thursday's [BLANK] on the [BLANK] theme. These were Horde suggestions.

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Club ONT was thankfully not in the path of Isaias. Free drinks tonight to those who were!

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