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I agree with this in principle - but if Newsom thinks it's a good idea, I'm immediately skeptical Newsom signs ‘ghost ticket’ ban but says its carve-outs need more work California is taking action against the sale of “ghost tickets.” Ask the question "what the worst way this can be abused?" The logical answer likely means money in the hands of Newsom and other nefarious politicians.
I read this multiple times and I'm still not fully understanding it! ![]() Lake Mead hit another record low this month, which barely counts as news anymore. The lake has spent most of 2026 sliding past the marks set during the 2022 water crisis, and by September 22 it was down to 1,038.14 feet above sea level, the lowest it’s been since Hoover Dam first filled it in the 1930s. Long article, which I find fascinating. Maybe too nerdy for you?? ----- On the subject of bodies of water -- ever wonder which US river is the oldest? The Oldest River In The United States The oldest river in the United States has, hands down, the most ironic name in all of American geography: the New River. Far from new, it is thought to be one of the oldest rivers on the entire planet, older than the dinosaurs, and older even than the ancient mountains it slices straight through. It is a river that was already flowing before almost everything around it existed. Here is the strange and wonderful story of America's most misleadingly named waterway.
Speaking of old Rod Stewart retiring from touring after more than 6 decades Rod Stewart has announced he will be retiring from touring after more than six decades.
Apologies to Ace if he already covered this on a Cafe thread Bear goes into Aspen farmers market, eats pastries and bread DJ Doof - This Date In Music History Edition Born on this date in 1963 - American musician, singer, songwriter, Les Claypool best known as the founder, lead singer, bassist, and primary songwriter of Primus. You wanted this one, didn't you? *** On this date in 1976 - Rush released their first live album All The World's A Stage
On this date in 1979 - The Police had their first UK No.1 single with 'Message In A Bottle' the group's third Top 20 hit. The song was released as the first single from Reggatta de Blanc
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