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Quick HitsSeattle passes bill to make polyamorous fruitcakes and whores a protected class. Of course. So the law will stop landowners from refusing to rent to sleazy smelly polycules with rotating homeless bang-bums. Seattle passed a measure on Tuesday to extend civil rights protections to non-monogamous people and multigenerational households, and recognize additional sexual orientations and gender identities as protected classes under local law. The city council voted unanimously in favor of the bill. "Decarceration" comes to Main Street USA. EDGEWOOD, Pennsylvania -- The Evans family threw a Halloween party every year in their backyard on Linden Avenue. Neighbor Jeannine Fisher, who lives a few doors down, told WPXI, the local NBC affiliate, that she remembers "tons of people and kids" there. She also remembers the first time she met Idris Evans: He helped carry her groceries from down the street to her house. Kristi Noem has filed for divorce from her cross-dressing "bimbofication" husband. If you forgot that scandal, he would dress like a girl while wearing ludicrously oversized prosthetic breasts. Kristi Noem has filed for divorce from her husband Bryon, citing irreconcilable differences months after a bombshell report detailed his affinity for "bimbofication" fetish models. Nancy French reportedly sighed and said, "What I would do to have a manly husband like that."
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The BBC decided this must be racist, because it must be that white women are attempting to distinguish themselves from lower class women, particularly black women. Has to be racist -- because literally every choice a white person makes throughout his or her day is racist, definitionally. In recent months, artsy shots of glossy naked nails have been flooding social media and taking over fashion runways and red carpets, which some are viewing as the latest symbol of "quiet luxury". They deleted the article due to the backlash, but left up the tweet promoting the New Racism Detected article:
This is partly due to racism -- and partly due to leftwing women's demand that they be validated and praised by everyone else for literally every single trivial thing they do. If some women aren't doing the exact same thing they are doing, then that's not validation -- in fact, that's a covert attack, which must be answered with blistering attempts at cancellation. | Recent Comments
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