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September 24, 2026

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A man who was gravely injured in the Butler Assassination attack has just died, two years after his wounding.

"We are deeply saddened by the passing of Jim Copenhaver, who was gravely wounded in the horrific shooting in Butler, Pennsylvania," House Republicans posted on X. "Jim endured unimaginable hardship with strength and perseverance.

"We join his family and loved ones in mourning his loss and praying for them during this difficult time," the post continued. "May he rest in peace."

Copenhaver, who was 76-years-old at the time of his death, was shot in the triceps. Another bullet was lodged in his body after it took chunks of his colon, leaving him with nerve damage, according to CBS News.

The so-called "Reality Based Community" continues to hint or flat-out assert that this assassination was fake.

The feds have arrested an illegal alien for voting in both the 2020 and 2024 presidential elections. I assume he's innocent, because the communist media tells me this never happens.

Agents with Homeland Security Investigations (HSI) and the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) arrested a legal immigrant in New Jersey last week for allegedly voting in multiple federal elections, including the 2020 and 2024 presidential elections, Breitbart News has learned.


Sanata Coulibaly, a legal immigrant from Senegal, was arrested on September 17 and charged with procurement of citizenship or naturalization unlawfully and voting by an alien.

According to prosecutors, Coulibaly first entered the United States in September 1993 and was given a green card by the Obama administration in November 2009. In 2018, 2020, and 2024, Coulibaly allegedly voted illegally in each of the elections.

"This alien from Senegal has been charged with procurement of citizenship or naturalization unlawfully and voting by an alien after allegedly voting in three general elections in New Jersey," Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Secretary Markwayne Mullin said.

Leading Report @LeadingReport

Kamala Harris says Republicans are cheating by removing ineligible voters from the rolls.

Yes, she pretty much says that, saying "Republicans are cheating by purging the voter rolls." She also slurs a word because, as usual, she drank her lunch.


I never heard this-- or if I did, my almost-29 year old brain forgot it.

Peter J. Hasson @peterjhasson

18h

I'm just gonna put it out there: Colin Kaepernick sat on the bench for the national anthem--not kneeling, sitting on the bench, away from his teammates--at the exact time his teammates hated him (a recently demoted backup QB) for dating his teammate's (Aldon Smith's) ex-girlfriend.

It was only after one reporter asked--after his third straight game sitting by himself on the bench during the anthem --why he was doing that, that he came up with the answer about taking a stand against America's "racism."

That transformed him overnight from a spiraling backup QB whose teammates hated him to a left-wing icon.

This is all true you can look it up.


MSNOW president says her propaganda outlet has a "broad range of views" because they pay former Republican Michael Steele to attack conservatives with every breath.

If you're an actual citizen, you're a second-class citizen:

Tim Anderson @AssocAnderson

Arlington's Commonwealth's Attorney testified that her office has a DUI policy specifically for DACA recipients. In a small number of cases, prosecutors have considered changing a DUI to a different first-degree misdemeanor so the defendant can renew DACA status. (We don't have first-degree misdemeanors - they are called Class 1 misdemeanors - surprised an elected prosecutor doesn't know that).

She says the defendant is still held accountable and the original DUI charge remains visible. But DACA status is a factor in the plea resolution, one that an American citizen charged with the same offense cannot invoke.

Should immigration status affect which crime appears on a defendant's record?

Source: Dehghani-Tafti deposition, p. 89, lines 6--22.

It's racist to question Hasan Piker's pro-terrorism, pro-murder, pro-"blood in the streets" calls to violence.

Or, of course, to ask his wingman Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed about it.

Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt

"I will throw you in prison. I want Chinese style communism to happen inside of the democratic party right now. I want to do cultural revolution shit."

Hamas Piker just flat out admits he wants to imprison and kill democrats in a literal communist revolution. These are animals.

This highly-normal, not-at-all-a-weird-pervert Democrat state senator writes Dungeons and Dragons lesbian porn fanfic.

On Tumblr.

Pennsylvania Democrat state Sen. James Malone has written lesbian fan fiction set in the Dungeons & Dragons (D&D) universe, according to documentation provided to Breitbart News. Malone was elected in a special election in 2025 after serving as Mayor of East Petersburg since 2017.

Malone won by approximately 500 votes in the district despite President Donald Trump winning by 15 points in the 2024 general election.

...

Since at least October 2023, Malone has been writing and publishing on Tumblr a sexually charged lesbian romance story set in the universe of Dungeons & Dragons. He has since deleted the account once Breitbart News began investigating.

In October 2023, Malone posted a "D&D story" on Tumblr featuring lesbian lovers Brylint and Zamkk sleeping together.

Brylint work cuddled up in Zamkk's arms, content and warm. After their time at the Tavern, they had a bath and more, working out there tenuous partnership. *This will work out well, for now.*, Brylint thought to herself. With the light filtering in from the window, she could see her surroundings with clarity. The relatively large area of the room was taken up by the pillows she and her red haired companion were cuddled in....

As she rose, Zamkk grabbed her arm. "It's early.", she said groggily. "I must use the chamber pot and perform my devotions.", Brylint said not unkindly. Zamkk nodded, gently rubbed Brylint's arm then settled back to snoozing. Brylint did her business and cleaned up. She performed her rituals of devotion and stretched a bit.


In November 2023, Malone posted another "D&D story" on Tumblr featuring lesbian lovers Brylint and Zamkk experiencing "no small amount of arousal" from "a firm wack on the rear."

...

Brylint smirked briefly under her hood, "Perhaps, I will need more lessons."That gained her a firm wack on the rear which evoked a hiss and no small amount of arousal. "Do you understand.", Zamkk asked in Ghukliak. "I will listen and learn."

...

In November 2023, Malone posted another "D&D story" on Tumblr featuring lesbian lovers Brylint and Zamkk "nibbling" each other's ears.

...

In November 2023, Malone posted another "D&D story" on Tumblr featuring lesbian lovers Brylint and Zamkk engaged in "a rather exuberant session" of "intimate time."
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Shapiro harbors presidential ambitions in 2028 after being considered to run with Kamala Harris in 2024. He also received backing from Democrat National Committee Chairman Ken Martin and socialist Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

Malone also stated his disappointment with a "Drag Queen Story Hour" event's cancellation in 2024, stating, "It is sad that this event got negative presentation on it," he said. "This kind of come-if-you-want event can provide kids with a broader experience of life in general."

The event was set to take place at a public library in Lancaster County for an all-ages audience.

Yikes on bikes, that's awful.



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