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September 19, 2026

Saturday Night Club ONT - September 19, 2026 [Disco & Dino]

Welcome to Club ONT - a whelming collaboration of The Disco and The Dino.

Open thread - bar is open, too. Come in in, grab a drink or 2. Or 3. Keep it light and friendly. September 19 is the first day of Oktoberfest, so put on your lederhosen or dirndl and a stein of Paulaner and do the Chicken Dance. The Moose won't mind.

This is the way it is done:

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Saturday Night Jokes and Other Funnies

Language warning.

This is THE best thing on X today

His description of a Democratic husband or father is absolutely out of this world.

If you don’t laugh, it means you’re a democrat🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/Iub3ZbOHTq
— AmyLouWho (@perseverare1776) September 17, 2026

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Drink of the Night

First day of Oktoberfest? Guess it has to be BEER!

Oldie but goodie for Oktoberfest

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Club ONT Department of Perpetual Motion

Free energy generator making pic.twitter.com/sMn7GUO2kV
— Cyungo (@Isx_Possible) September 8, 2026

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Club ONT Department of DIY Noisemakers

This guy building a DIY airhorn is incredible. Human ingenuity at its finest pic.twitter.com/L5Rf0ilzuQ
— Dudes Posting Their W’s (@DudespostingWs) September 18, 2026

[Disco says: I am making one of those to use as a goal horn for the upcoming hockey season!]

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Club ONT Department of Language Arts

In our new research published in Lingua, we analyzed more than 1.7 billion words of online language across 20 English-speaking regions. We identified 597 different swear word forms - from standard words, to creative spellings like "4rseholes," to acronyms like "wtf."
The findings challenge a familiar stereotype. Australians - often thought of as prolific swearers - are actually outdone by Americans and Brits, both in how often they swear, and in how many users swear online.

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Club ONT Jukebox

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Top 10ish Comments of the Week

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Club ONT is brought to you by perimeters

We have you surrounded, you hosers!

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Club ONT is accepting applications for hosts of our potential satellite location in Greenland. See Disco or Dino at the bar for more information!

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