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September 18, 2026

Week's End Cafe

by Mark Denney
He doesn't say where this is but it looks like Patagonia.

After getting a call about a "weird cat," biologists say they've identified a new species of cat. I've got news for these "biologists," if a weird cat is a news species, there are about 100 million new species of cat.

Vultures sunbathing.
Poor puppy is guilty and ashamed.

Surfin' Birds. (I think they're just standing in shallow water as the waves come in.)

Well-mannered dogs. Like Hugo Drax's rotweillers, but not as murdery.

Dog is reunited with his long lost sister.

Quad miniguns. Look at the brass dumping out it like a downpour of rain.

Heartwarming Halloween.

Bro just wanted a little affection.

Baby lamb is happy to be alive.

Sherlock Holmes fight analysis.

So if you're on a truck going 80 kph but your are thrown backwards by a launch-rail that accelerates you to 80 kph in the opposite direction, do you just wind up standing in place?

This man trusted his life to physics. He was ejected at 80 km/h from a truck that was traveling at 80 km/h. pic.twitter.com/3Q3gKyIl6P
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) September 16, 2026

All-you-can-eat buffet at the Brooks Falls, Alaska

[📹Nat Hab Expedition Leader Court Whelan]pic.twitter.com/PVUqXioBvi
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) September 17, 2026

Some lions were about to hunt a baby buffalo.

The mother went to defend it.

And when it seemed they were going to eat them both, the whole herd fell. pic.twitter.com/vuvvCdJ9Hd
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) September 12, 2026

The breathtaking view during landing at the Nuuk Airport in Greenland. pic.twitter.com/lmC0YkN7cE
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) September 15, 2026

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Like Hugo Drax's rotweillers, but not as murdery. Dog is reunited with his long lost sister. Quad miniguns. Look at the brass dumping out it like a downpour of rain. Heartwarming Halloween. Bro just wanted a little affection. Baby lamb is happy to be alive. Sherlock Holmes fight analysis. So if you're on a truck going 80 kph but your are thrown backwards by a launch-rail that accelerates you to 80 kph in the opposite direction, do you just wind up standing in place? This man trusted his life to physics. He was ejected at 80 km/h from a truck that was traveling at 80 km/h. pic.twitter.com/3Q3gKyIl6P — Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) September 16, 2026 All-you-can-eat buffet at the Brooks Falls, Alaska [📹Nat Hab Expedition Leader Court Whelan]pic.twitter.com/PVUqXioBvi — Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) September 17, 2026 Some lions were about to hunt a baby buffalo. The mother went to defend it. 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