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September 17, 2026

A Haitian Woman Attacked and Then Gnawed On the Face of a Woman, Disfiguring Her Forever.
Canadian Courts Gave Her a Reduced Sentence So That This Doctor/Engineer Wouldn't Be Deported.

Seal the northern border, reduce visas for Canadians, increase tariffs to 50%, permanently.

We must insulate ourselves from this demonic nation.

Woman convicted of disfiguring biting attack given reduced sentence because she's Haitian


Tristin Hopper: In a decision released this week, the Quebec Court of Appeal ruled that four years was too harsh, in part because it could possibly get her deported

Four years is "too harsh" for eating the face of a stranger and disfiguring her for life?

By Tristin Hopper

A Haitian woman who disfigured a stranger in a Montreal-area biting attack has been given a reduced sentence by a Quebec judge on the grounds that a harsher prison term would endanger her "precarious immigration status."


Just two days after Christmas in 2022, Macdala Monfiston spent eight minutes viciously attacking a woman outside a bar in Laval, Que., leaving the victim with bite marks all over her arms and face.

Court records described one of the facial wounds as being "several centimetres long, necessitating repeated treatments and leaving a prominent scar."

Video of the assault obtained by The Journal de Montreal shows Monfiston pulling the victim's hair, kicking her motionless form on the ground and straddling her body while biting at her face.

"When I tell people I was bit, they ask me what kind of animal, if it was by a pit bull. They can't believe it's a person who did this to me," the victim told the paper in a French-language interview.

Although good Samaritans attempted to intervene, they were held back by Monfiston's boyfriend.


After Monfiston pleaded guilty to aggravated assault in early 2025, a Court of Quebec judge sentenced her to four years in prison -- the sentence already a fraction of the maximum 14-year sentence set for the crime under the Criminal Code.

But in a decision released this week, the Quebec Court of Appeal ruled that four years was too harsh, in part because it could possibly get her deported.


Under the Immigration and Refugee Protection Act, anyone jailed for longer than two years is deemed guilty of "serious criminality," and loses their appeal rights in the case of a removal order.


"The prison sentence has a much greater impact on the defendant than on other offenders who might have committed similar acts," reads the French-language decision, rendered on Sept. 14 by appeals court judges Suzanne Gagné, Christine Baudouin and Genevieve Marcotte.

I'm done with Canada. I'm done with Europe.

Cut them off and leave them to rot.

And it's time to consider separating some states from the US.

Kathy Hochul's pardon travesty lifts immigrant criminals over Americans' safety

By Daniel McCarthy

How far will New York Gov. Kathy Hochul go to keep immigrant criminals in this country?

So far she'll even pardon a man convicted of an aggravated felony, if that's what it takes to prevent the US Supreme Court from setting a restrictionist precedent.

Keisy Guerrero Mariano is a Dominican who spent two years in prison for committing a violent crime -- second-degree assault.

Guerrero Mariano, known as "G.M." in court documents, is exactly the sort of lawbreaker Americans overwhelmingly want to see deported.

But not Hochul; she granted him clemency on Aug. 28.

His case stood out from those of the other five people she pardoned that day.

The others were non-violent offenders who'd committed their crimes decades ago -- two in the 1980s, two in the '90s, and just one as recently as 2007.

G.M. was convicted in 2015.

Yet the governor decided he merited special leniency, for political reasons.

Immigration and Customs Enforcement arrested G.M. in 2020, intending to deport him based on his criminal record.

ICE had to let him go in 2022, however, because of a nationwide injunction related to COVID that required the agency to review custody of individuals with certain medical conditions.

While ICE had him, though, G.M.'s lawyers challenged the agency's right to hold him for a prolonged time without a bond hearing.

That's what Hochul's pardon is really about.

President Donald Trump's Justice Department planned to make the Dominican's appeals a test case before the Supreme Court -- one likely to establish that G.M. and others like him are not entitled to a bond hearing.

Bond hearings are an easily exploited weakness in America's immigration security: They protract the legal process of deporting lawbreakers, while also giving them an opportunity to get out of detention temporarily -- and then permanently, by failing to show up when they're due for their next hearing.

G.M. came to this country legally in 2011, but he forfeited any right to remain here once he committed a felony.

Now Hochul has nullified his conviction to undercut ICE's grounds for removing him, and to collapse the appeals process that was leading to the Supreme Court -- and a probable defeat for those who want to make deportation as difficult as possible.

Below, video of the horrifying biting attack by the nurse/doctor/engineer. You can see the biting going on in background. And halfway through the mauling, samaritans come by to stop it, but her boyfriend, who is also a future tech mogul on the level of Tony Stark, block people from assisting the ravaged woman so that his feral monster of a girlfriend can finish eating her face.

You can't see much but it's still horrifying. You have my blessing if you want to skip it and take it as read into the record.


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