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Good morning kids. We're all gonna die! Run away! The bogeyman du jour is of course Artificial Intelligence. Yes, as CBD and I discussed or in our case yammered on about on the latest episode of the podcast linked here as well as in the sidebar and at the popular outlets listed at the bottom of this post, like anything else man has discovered or created, from fire to the wheel to atomic energy to a jet airliner and in one horrific instance 25 years ago box cutters and then jet airliners can be used both for the betterment of humanity and to enslave and/or massacre us. AI is and will be no different. Greed and the lust for absolute power are powerful motivators, just as the real or delusional notion as in the case of Islam and Leftism, of creating paradise on earth. If you needed another reminder why this year’s midterm elections are so important, Barack Hussein Obama II is back to make the case: Democrats intend to seize control over artificial intelligence and shape it to their advantage. . . Obama’s not against the technological reality of artificial intelligence; he just wants to make sure Democrats are in complete control of it. This is what disciples of Big Government do: They write laws, rules, and regulations that give preferred companies monopoly power within a given industry, and in return, the corporate beneficiaries of these unfair privileges do Big Government’s bidding. Lawrence, a former DSA member running in a swing district, made the comment during a Swarthmore College debate that also saw him endorse abortion rights 'whether you're a man or a woman or any other gender' . . . William Lawrence, the far-left Democrat nominee for a competitive House race in Michigan, called for "abolishing the institution of marriage," arguing that because it "comes from a particular religious and cultural background," it is at odds with the "separation of church and state," video footage obtained by the Washington Free Beacon shows. Yeah makes total sense, and from that abortion we go to the utterly repulsive on every level... Hollywood actress, writer, and producer Lena Dunham is welcoming her first baby into the world, despite saying in the past that abortion is “a huge part of who I am.” My initial reaction after projectile vomiting trying to imagine the process of inseminating this disgusting mass of lipids was to have pity on the poor turkey baster that had to do the job. Even a Muslim rape gang would run the other way!!! Dunham is so out of the public eye that my thought was that she would only have the baby so as to arrange a live television event on inbred beady-eyed mouth breathing banjo boy Scarborough and concubine Mitzi Baryshnikov's Morning Joke wherein she could take advantage of Lindsay Clancy's notoriety and love affair/near beatification from Leftists and she could boost her career by strangling the infant to death a la Clancy with her bare hands, followed by the regular Al sharpton railing against diamond merchants and white interlopers! That's show biz, baby. And with that bit of insanity and depravity I bid you all to have a good day.
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