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July 30, 2026

Robotic Centaur Cafe

Northumberland
@JimScottPhoto

I can smell your filthy cowardice.

Poor dog doesn't know what to make of this cat.

Dog and stray cat have street beef but it's all cool.

Excavator rescue.

Cat plays with window washer.

Mama goat kisses her baby.

It's true -- Penguins are evil, especially the babies.

I didn't come here for an argument... let's go over there and have an argument.

Very beautiful pregnant Cheetah searches for a shady spot after being overwhelmed by the heat. pic.twitter.com/CpzkK4U0o2
— The Figen (@TheFigen_) July 29, 2026

U.S. company Satyress is developing threehalves, a centaur-style robot designed for dangerous environments such as wildfires, rubble searches, toxic areas and confined spaces. The system combines a humanoid upper body with a quadruped mobility platform. #USA #Robotics #UGV #AI pic.twitter.com/ViPprQ1lrZ
— Drone Wars (@Drone_Wars_) July 28, 2026

You will live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension https://t.co/eJWcasQpTi pic.twitter.com/pMUDlikDCe
— ♡ 𝙱𝚎𝚎 ♡ (@Benedicta_Bee) July 30, 2026

Is this a joke? It's possible it's a joke.

I think this next one's a joke.

I hope it is, anyway.

🚨 California startup Satyress unveils a 2 meter-tall arachnid robot designed to care for young children and the elderly. pic.twitter.com/7B2E5zCMqh
— Centrist Peater (@centristpeater) July 30, 2026

posted by Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:15 PM

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Very beautiful pregnant Cheetah searches for a shady spot after being overwhelmed by the heat. pic.twitter.com/CpzkK4U0o2 — The Figen (@TheFigen_) July 29, 2026 U.S. company Satyress is developing threehalves, a centaur-style robot designed for dangerous environments such as wildfires, rubble searches, toxic areas and confined spaces. The system combines a humanoid upper body with a quadruped mobility platform. #USA #Robotics #UGV #AI pic.twitter.com/ViPprQ1lrZ — Drone Wars (@Drone_Wars_) July 28, 2026 You will live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension https://t.co/eJWcasQpTi pic.twitter.com/pMUDlikDCe — ♡ 𝙱𝚎𝚎 ♡ (@Benedicta_Bee) July 30, 2026 Is this a joke? It's possible it's a joke. I think this next one's a joke. I hope it is, anyway. 🚨 California startup Satyress unveils a 2 meter-tall arachnid robot designed to care for young children and the elderly. pic.twitter.com/7B2E5zCMqh — Centrist Peater (@centristpeater) July 30, 2026 posted by Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:15 PM \| Access Comments <script language="javascript" src="http://adserver.adtechus.com/addyn/3.0/5235/1131537/0/170/ADTECH;loc=700;cookie=info;target=_blank;key=key1+key2+key3+key4;grp=[group]"></script><noscript><a href="http://adserver.adtechus.com/adlink/3.0/5235/1131537/0/170/ADTECH;loc=300;key=key1+key2+key3+key4;grp=[group]" target="_blank"><img src="http://adserver.adtechus.com/adserv/3.0/5235/1131537/0/170/ADTECH;loc=300;key=key1+key2+key3+key4;grp=[group]" border="0" width="300" height="250"></a></noscript>	Recent Comments Sponge - Fck Cancer: "[i]Miss me yet? Posted by: John Cornyn (Rino-TX ..." tubal: "My state now requires age verification to access p ..." Sponge - Fck Cancer: "[i]No, honey. 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