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Monday Overnight Open Thread (7/20/26)

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Not the way I want to leave with The Fabulous. Something about hijacking a city bus*.

An elderly couple who went missing in Canada are thought to have been mauled to death in a bear attack after police found two bodies.

Jay and Deb MacDonald, both retired and in their 70s, had gone on a fishing trip and were staying at a cabin near McTavish Lake, Saskatchewan, when they stopped answering their phones.

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The Quote of The Day & Genius Award Winner

"For those of you who had the unfortunate experience of seeing this gentleman surfing naked on top of a moving locomotive yesterday, I want you to know that he was arrested on felony and misdemeanor charges." - Sedgwick County Sheriff's Department

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