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Sunday Overnight Open Thread - May 31, 2026 [Doof]![]() From Mr. Star Spangled MAGA Howdy Hordelings! Welcome to the Sunday night ONT. Appreciate you joining us for the waning hours of May 2026 and the beginning of June 2026. Open thread, as always. Fashion and music, as always. What's on YOUR mind tonight? Murica Gargantuan American flag unfurled at iconic Western landmark to celebrate nation’s 250th birthday ![]() A massive American flag the size of a football field has been hung from the iconic Hoover Dam in the lead-up to the nation’s 250th birthday, after desert winds briefly forced it to come down for safety. Sure to be "triggering" to leftists everywhere. Good. ----- More Murica
The Stanley Cup Final begins on Tuesday. Carolina vs Vegas. I'm pulling for Carolina. How about you? ----- Cute and funny. 'Ette material!
It's that time of the week - when we turn the ONT over to our good friend Piper for a bit. Here's this week's fashion pr0n. -----
Miami Swim Week 2026 just wrapped and the premium runway delivered exactly what I love: sculptural pieces, beautiful fabrics, and flattering designs. Designers like Ema Savahl, B.FYNE, Monday Swimwear, Melissa Odabash, Honey Birdette, and Lila Nikole brought the heat with couture-level details and actual wearability. These weren’t cheap bikinis, they were elevated, confident-making pieces with gorgeous embellishments, flowing overlays, and thoughtful cuts. ![]() What Stood Out on the Runway Flattering Styles + Brand Recommendations Hourglass Figures (balanced curves with a defined waist): Go-to Picks: Ema Savahl for show-stopping embellished sets and Monday Swimwear for supportive, textured styles that feel luxe and stay put. ![]() Ema Savahl Seaglass Croc One Piece ![]() Monday Swimwear MONTEGO ONE PIECE - MIDNIGHT CRINKLE Pear Shapes (curvier hips, narrower shoulders): Go-to Picks: Agua Bendita or elevated Maaji pieces for feminine prints and perfect balance. Agua Bendita Dome One Piece Swimsuit ![]() Maaji Golden Ray Dazzle Lace Up Bralette Bikini Top Apple Shapes (fuller midsection, thin legs): Go-to Picks: Melissa Odabash or SHAN for tailored, sophisticated tummy control that still looks elegant. ![]() Melissa Odabash MUNICH CHAIN SWIMSUIT ![]() SHAN Classic high waist bikini bottom Rectangle/Athletic Builds (straight lines, toned physique): ![]() Blaise One Piece - Chocolate Plus Sizes & Busty Figures: ![]() B.FYNE Denko Suit Practical Tips Swim Week reminded me that the best swimwear makes you feel confident, strong, and beautiful. These premium brands get that. If you’re shopping for summer, start with one standout piece that makes you excited to hit the pool or beach. ----- Wow - thanks, Piper! Those are the types of models we need to see more of! I think the Colombian goddess says it best. Don't forget to check out Piper's X page.
Music News One week from tonight! Rush Gearing Up for First Tour in 11 Years ![]() Geddy, Alex, Anika Nilles, and Loren Gold (sonicperspectives.com) Rush will kick off their much-anticipated Fifty Something reunion tour on June 7 at the Kia Forum in Los Angeles. This marks their first time touring in 11 years. Alex Lifeson and Geddy Lee will perform alongside drummer Anika Nilles, and the run makes this their first tour since longtime drummer Neil Peart died in 2020. I already have tickets for Philly in August and DC in October. Who else has tickets? And who wants to put me up for a night or 2 if they're playing in your neck of the woods? ----- Deadhead documentary Documentary highlights new generation of Deadheads Jerry Pierce and Annie Dunn, a hippie couple who are the focus of a new Deadhead documentary, “Summer Tour,” weren’t even born when Jerry Garcia died in 1995. That makes them prototypical examples of a young generation of Deadheads who never went to a Grateful Dead show. I'm the farthest thing from a Deadhead, but I will check out the documentary. ----- Speaking of rock documentaries - if you're not familiar with "Heavy Metal Parking Lot", you need to fix that! 'Heavy Metal Parking Lot' Makers To Commemorate Film's 40th Anniversary With Special Screening ![]() On May 31,1986, emerging filmmakers John Heyn and Jeff Krulik drove into the parking lot of the Capital Centre in Landover, Maryland — and into pop culture history — when they caught lightning in a bottle recording amped-up JUDAS PRIEST fans before a concert. Nobody could have imagined that 40 years later the resulting short film, "Heavy Metal Parking Lot", would be frequently cited among the greatest rock documentaries ever. On May 31, 2026, 40 years to the day since this much-heralded time capsule was captured on film, in Silver Spring, Maryland will screen — for the first time ever in public — the 60 minutes of original source footage, before the edit. Audiences will experience what was recorded that afternoon, in real time, while both Jeff and John provide live commentary as history is being made. The event will also feature the resulting 16-minute "Heavy Metal Parking Lot", plus a chance to meet some of the stars. The Capital Centre (imploded many years ago) was a great place to see concerts. I saw quite a few great ones there. First time I saw Rush was there. Metallica with The Cult opening. Van Halen with Alice in Chains opening. Many more. Great memories! The documentary mentioned at the link was filmed in the parking lot before a Judas Priest show. It was allegedly a favorite of the guys in Nirvana. They are rumored to have often watched it on their tour bus. DJ Doof - This Date in Music History Edition On this date in In 1982: R.E.M. signed their first label deal with I.R.S. Records. The Athens, GA band, who had recently recorded their debut EP, Chronic Town, turned down an offer from RCA, instead opting to go with the indie imprint. On this date in 2024: American musician Ed Mann died at the age of 69. He was known for his mallet percussion performances onstage with Frank Zappa's ensemble from 1977 to 1988, and his appearances on over 30 of Zappa's albums. Hope you approve, Mis Hum! Born on this date in 1948: English drummer John Bonham from Led Zeppelin -- Bonham died on September 25th 1980 aged 32 after choking on his own vomit. Bonham had consumed maybe too much vodka? ----- Bonus content for Mis Hum ![]() Mystery click? How brave are you? Tonight's ONT brought to you by the banhammer ![]()
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