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May 29, 2026

And When He Had Opened The Fourth ONT

Fido Friday:Adultery

pic.twitter.com/smVUrGRxXD
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) May 29, 2026

You win an all expenses paid 2 week vacation, but you have to stay in just one zone. Which do you choose?

I think E, although D would be close.

For all the Euroweenies

NGL, this looks awesome

pic.twitter.com/r263bOAgOU
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) May 29, 2026

I think Alex made this meme

Feel good story of the day

Nice

Dying man wanted to see tits one last time. Some heroes wear scrubs. pic.twitter.com/fjehRxJ3Kd
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) May 30, 2026

This guy is a serious creep. And they think Texans are going to elect him?

This is an actual tweet he made that he thinks him somehow look good

Why, just the other day I was saying "You know who I want as my senator? A grown-ass man who texts 13 year old girls at midnight."

Some days be like

pic.twitter.com/L9S6tZdqCy
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) May 30, 2026

Fix her? I wanna race her

Heh

VP of the USA

pic.twitter.com/DREQo8S3Dh
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) May 30, 2026

British Invasion

Scary thought

Feline Friday

When you work from home but you have a cat pic.twitter.com/8J6jC9PUD3
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) May 30, 2026

Boomers vs Gen Z

Find someone who loves you as much as this guy loves his bird

Not to step on CBD's toes, but this is seriously good

pic.twitter.com/GWywgfvQFe
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) May 30, 2026

I made it and my wife said "I think this is my new religion."

Meme from the ending of the TV series "The Boys"

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Some heroes wear scrubs. pic.twitter.com/fjehRxJ3Kd — ONT WTF (@OntWtf) May 30, 2026 This guy is a serious creep. And they think Texans are going to elect him? This is an actual tweet he made that he thinks him somehow look good Why, just the other day I was saying "You know who I want as my senator? A grown-ass man who texts 13 year old girls at midnight." Some days be like pic.twitter.com/L9S6tZdqCy — ONT WTF (@OntWtf) May 30, 2026 Fix her? I wanna race her Heh VP of the USA pic.twitter.com/DREQo8S3Dh — ONT WTF (@OntWtf) May 30, 2026 British Invasion Scary thought Feline Friday When you work from home but you have a cat pic.twitter.com/8J6jC9PUD3 — ONT WTF (@OntWtf) May 30, 2026 Boomers vs Gen Z Find someone who loves you as much as this guy loves his bird Not to step on CBD's toes, but this is seriously good pic.twitter.com/GWywgfvQFe — ONT WTF (@OntWtf) May 30, 2026 I made it and my wife said "I think this is my new religion." 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