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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread - May 26, 2026 [Doof]![]() From Aesthetics Howdy Hordelings! The Tuesday ONT is here and so are you. What a combination! Open thread, as always. What's on YOUR mind tonight? We still haven't hit climate doomsday. And we never will!
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My once great home state can't get the smaller, single span Key Bridge rebuilt - but sure, let's go ahead and plan for a new Chesapeake Bay Bridge. Much longer and two spans. Great idea! When will a new Chesapeake Bay Bridge arrive? Despite the dreary weather this Memorial Day weekend, the Chesapeake Bay Bridge has been very congested with holiday traffic at times – especially after a crash at the start of the eastbound span Friday morning – leaving some drivers wondering when relief will finally come for the aging bridge. I'm going to start some kind of non-profit which specializes in some obscure thing that has to be done whenever there is a bridge design / build. Need to get me a piece of that sweet state government largess! ----- On to a construction project that is actually making progress Stadium construction begins at White House for UFC Freedom 250 Construction is underway at the White House to build a temporary structure for next month's Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) fight. This should be a really kewl event! ----- 1976 was a great year for albums. Check out this Wikipedia page to see for yourself Also worth checking out - All 11 No. 1 Albums of 1976 Ranked Worst to Best from ultimateclassicrock.com Spoiler alert - they got #1 wrong. It can only be Frampton Comes Alive. No argument to the contrary holds any water. The article is worth checking out, though. Lots of good albums on that list!
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