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May 19, 2026

"Teen Takeovers" Are Now Common in Blue Cities; Media Begins Pushing Idea That Violent Teen Orcs Don't Need Jail Time, Just "Youth Centers" They Can Fight In and Destroy Instead of Chipotles

Blue cities have allowed rowdy, often violent "teens" to take over the streets and private citizens' businesses for more than a year.

The "teens" are often "mostly peaceful."

Blue cities do not arrest them or prosecute them because they've decided that minorities, especially "teen" minorities, are generally immune to the law.

And how's that going?

A gang of violent juveniles has been captured on video involved in a wild all-out brawl in a Washington, DC, Chipotle outlet Saturday night with chairs alternatively being thrown and used as weapons as the wild melee unfolded.

In the background shrieks can be heard from those forced to watch the delinquent fisticuffs on display.

A spokesperson with the Metropolitan Police Department (MPD) has since said they are aware of this incident and are investigating, ABC 7News reports.

Ken Ledet, who lives in the Navy Yard, told 7News he has seen chaotic scenes like this in recent months.

"It's not shocking anymore, since this has become routine on Saturdays and Friday nights, but it's disappointing to know this is still happening," Ledet told the outlet.

This is feral:


Below, videos of the violent "teen takeovers" that Democrat politicians and Soros prosecutors have indulged and conspired to make the New Normal:


The media knows what we need to do: More Midnight Basketball, more taxpayer spending on Youth Centers so that the Mostly Peaceful Teens can riot in government-supervised settings.

We used to have Youth Centers for violent young orcs. They were called juvenile detention centers.

Jeanine Pirro, who is An Racist, disagrees. This racist thinks that criminals should be prosecuted and punished for their crimes, thus serving as a deterrent for the other potential criminals.

She also thinks the negligent and possibly criminal parents who breed these feral Democrats should be prosecuted as well. I don't know if that's legal, but I like that idea better than Taxpayer Funded Youth Centers and Government Designated Riot Zones.

Jhonf Fonseca @Jhonffonseca

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IT'S OFFICIAL AND WITHOUT MERCY! U.S. Prosecutor Jeanine Pirro declares total war against parents who let their delinquent kids loose to destroy Washington D.C.

"I'm not one for subtleties! The people of DC are already fed up with this scourge."

"I'm coming for you... and for your parents!"

"From now on, Mom and Dad, YOU'RE GOING TO FOOT THE BILL!"

"If you let your kid run loose committing crimes, we'll prosecute you as a direct accomplice."

No excuses allowed: "I didn't know...", "It's hard to control him...", "I was on my phone...".

STRICT LIABILITY!

If your teenager breaks curfew, skips school, uses drugs or alcohol, ignores court orders, or commits offenses like the attack at Chipotle, the law comes crashing down on you too!

Clear message to parents of delinquent kids: it's no longer just "a youth problem." The problem is the parents who raise them like wild animals and let them loose to destroy the city.

Family impunity is over!

Oh I see, she means that if your kid is a "teen takeover" criminal, she'll start enforcing truancy/child neglect laws against you. I guess.

Happy Massie Firing Day!


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