Sunday Overnight Open Thread - May 10, 2026 [Doof]

From Earthglory

Howdy Hordelings! Welcome to the Sunday night ONT. A whelming place to end your weekend. Open thread, as always. Fashion and music, as always. What's on YOUR mind tonight?

I pity the fool that doesn't treat mother right!

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What's your guess as to why this woman did what she did?

28-Year-Old Woman Impersonates 16-Year-Old High School Student at New York High School for Weeks

A 28-year-old New York woman was arrested at a school campus in the Bronx and charged with endangering the welfare of a child, trespassing, and criminal impersonation after enrolling at the school as a 16-year-old girl, under a fake name.

Last month, Kacy Claassen enrolled at the Westchester Square Academy as Shamara Rashad, born in 2010, who had just moved to New York from Ohio with her sister. She attended classes for about two weeks and was even issued a school ID with her fake name and age, but then someone discovered her social media profiles.

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One of the woman’s social media pages listed her birth date as July 29, 1997, and one photo showed her holding a baby girl. In one of her posts she admits that she has a beautiful daughter.

OK, have you made your guess yet?

Repeatedly confronted about her identity, the 28-year-old admitted that she had lied, claiming that a friend had advised her to enroll so she would qualify for more social assistance.

Police believe that Kacy Claassen was trying to cash in on some sort of benefits scheme, but they didn’t go into details.

Ridiculous, yes. Unbelievable, no.

Socialism sucks. And it breeds behavior like this.

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My fellow golf nuts will understand

This too (language warning)

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Husband pranks his wife frequently.

Might be staged. Maybe not. You decide.

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This seems too easy, but also incredibly smart

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'Ette Couture (Courtesy of Piper)

It's that time of the week - when we turn the ONT over to our good friend Piper for a bit. Here's this week's fashion pr0n.

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2026 Wedding Dress Trends: From the Bride’s Dream Gown to Mother-of-the-Bride Elegance and Guest Glam

Wedding season 2026 is here, and the runways have spoken: bridal fashion is celebrating sculptural romance, refined luxury, and joyful self-expression. Gone are the days of rigid rules or predictable silhouettes. Instead, designers are blending vintage-inspired details with modern tailoring, luxurious textures, and unexpected pops of personality. Whether you’re the bride saying “I do,” the mother of the bride shining in the front row, or a guest ready to celebrate in style, there’s a trend for every role.

Bridal Gown Trends: Sculptural Drama Meets Ethereal Romance

Brides in 2026 are leaning into gowns that feel like wearable art. Sculptural draping is everywhere—think artful folds, structured pleats, and fabric that cascades with intentional drama rather than fluff. Paired with this is the rise of basque waists (a hybrid of the classic drop waist and structured corsetry), creating a flattering, elongated torso that feels both vintage and fresh.

Lace is having a major moment, but not the flat, traditional kind. Expect elevated lace with 3D florals, corded textures, and shimmering threads that catch the light. Sheer layers, delicate embroidery, and satin shines add dimension, while minimalist brides are loving sleek crepe or silk faille with impeccable tailoring.

Other standout details include:
• Statement necklines and sleeves — Cat-eye shapes, halter styles, and dramatic off-the-shoulder or long, flowing sleeves.
• Corsetry and bows — Exposed boning, front bows, and micro embellishments for a touch of whimsy.
• Subtle shimmer and texture — Sequins, metallic threads, and ethereal tulle for that red-carpet glow without going overboard.

Two-piece separates and bridal midis are also gaining traction for modern, fashion-forward brides who want versatility. These trends offer something for every body type and wedding vibe—from garden romantics to black-tie ballrooms.

Mother of the Bride (and Groom) Trends: Sophisticated, Comfortable, and Photogenic

Mothers are done with “frumpy” expectations. In 2026, MOB and MOG dresses are all about timeless elegance with modern flair. Think polished silhouettes that flatter real bodies—column shapes, refined A-lines, and flowing chiffon that moves beautifully for dancing and photos.
Key trends include:
• Luxurious, wearable fabrics — Crepe, mikado, organza, and chiffon with subtle sheen and texture.
• Elegant details — Halter necklines, one-shoulder styles, capes, ruffles, soft sleeves, and focused embellishments like beads or sequins (never overwhelming).
• Color palettes — Soft neutrals (champagne, taupe, dove gray), muted pastels (sage, dusty blue, blush), rich jewel tones (emerald, sapphire, plum), and even navy or black when styled elegantly. Metallics and soft shimmer add glamour.

Pant suits and chic midis are also popular for mothers who want comfort without sacrificing style. The goal? A look that feels regal, confident, and perfectly coordinated with the wedding’s aesthetic.

Wedding Guest Trends: Expressive, Elevated, and Fun

Guests in 2026 are embracing more-is-more while staying respectful of the couple’s vision.
Standout trends:
• Icy pink and soft pastels — The pastel of the season, perfect for spring and summer weddings.
• Bold prints and florals — Fawn (deer-inspired) motifs, vibrant jacquards, and flowy florals that photograph beautifully.
• Dramatic silhouettes — Drop-waist dresses, capes, statement sleeves, asymmetrical hems, and fluid maxis or jumpsuits.
• Texture and shine — Satin slips, ethereal chiffon, beading, and elevated details that feel special but wearable.

Seasonal color palettes are helping guests coordinate effortlessly: butter yellow and lavender for spring; cobalt blue and fuchsia for summer. Neutrals and metallics work year-round, and expressive prints let personalities shine.

Final Tips for 2026 Wedding Style
• Coordinate thoughtfully — Brides, share your color palette and vibe with your moms and closest guests. Subtle coordination looks intentional, not matchy-matchy.
• Prioritize comfort — All-day events mean movement is key. Test your outfit for dancing, sitting, and photos.
• Personalize it — The best looks feel like you—whether that’s a sleek minimalist gown, a beaded cape, or a bold floral maxi.

2026 weddings are all about celebrating love in style that feels fresh, flattering, and full of joy. Whether you’re walking down the aisle, dabbing tears in the front row, or raising a glass on the dance floor, these trends ensure everyone looks and feels their absolute best.

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DJ Doof - This Date In Music History Edition
from thisdayinmusic.com

On this date in 1985: All girl group The Go-Go's announced they were breaking up. The members went on to enjoy solo success, (Belinda Carlisle and Jane Wiedlin) and the group reformed in the late 90s.

On this date in 1986: Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee married TV star Heather Locklear in a courtyard in Santa Barbara California with five hundred guests. Tommy wore a white leather tuxedo.

Born on this date in 1947: Jay Ferguson, from American group Spirit

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