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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread - April 28, 2026 [Doof]![]() From THE MAN WHO DARES Howdy Hordelings! The Tuesday night ONT has arrived. Thanks for stopping by! Open thread, as always. What's on YOUR mind tonight? I'd hate to see what the "slowest moving" project is Key Bridge contract canceled: Gov. Wes Moore's 'fastest moving' claim tested Maryland’s plan to rebuild the Francis Scott Key Bridge hit a major setback Tuesday, as state officials abruptly canceled a key construction contract, undercutting Gov. Wes Moore’s repeated claim that the project was the nation’s “fastest-moving” large infrastructure effort. I imagine if this was in a state with a Republican governor and legislature, the new bridge would be open already. This is just shameful. ----- A bridge of a different sort World’s largest wildlife crossing finally has an opening date ![]() After cost overruns and delays pushed back the project by at least a year, the world’s largest wildlife bridge finally has a ribbon-cutting date. Video segment at the link. Looks kinda cool, I think. What say you? ----- The science is settled! Does Beer Have a 'Surprising Health Benefit'? Here's What The Science Says Saying that a beer provides 15% of your daily vitamin B6 sounds impressive, but it ignores the wider dietary picture. Beer is good for you! ----- Moron approved behavior
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