These Racist Puppy Videos Brought to You By Secret Funding by the SPLC Cafe

This dog was paid $130,000 by the SPLC
to steal equipment from the Midnight Tennis league in Baltimore

This dog spent all day posting racist memes on Gab, under the direction of the SPLC, and boy are his arms tired.

These innocent-looking capybaras just took off their matching blue button-downs and tan khakis and are sore from marching around all day carrying tiki-torches (furnished to them by the SPLC).

This dog is grinning because he just cashed a check for $30,000 for barking extra hard at black mailmen.

This cat was returned home after spending six months as an SPLC "researcher" (which means he posted child porn on conservative message boards).

This white dog fought off 13 coyotes and was denounced by the SPLC as a "racist ICE hound."

The SPLC has secretly formed an airborne battalion of Flying Racists.

This albino sea turtle complained about the forty remoras free-riding on him and was immediately put on the SPLC "hate map." He was shot and killed shortly thereafter.

This white cerval was paid to infiltrate this rotweiler neighborhood and stir up trouble.

This white supremacist puppy was paid $270,000 by the SPLC to get on this scooter and drive around barking racist slurs (written for the puppy by his SPLC handlers).

Dogs that bark a little too aggressively at strangers receive their payments from the SPLC.

Look at this cracker flyin' around like he own the air:

C.S. Lewis. Do I even have to say it.

posted by Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:50 PM

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