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April 20, 2026

Overnight Open Thread [04/20/2026]

That's a view that never fails to make me smile, and there are hundreds just like it across the American West.

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I got this text this evening:

You're making a huge mistake continuing to ignore us like this.

We're asking one last time.

Verify your voter profile ASAP. >> win26.io/le5v2b

It's from "WinRed," and directs to some stupid questionnaire from the NRSC. It is a perfect example of why the Republican Party sucks, and why we will never achieve the electoral success of the Democrats without wholesale changes. And by changes I mean the destruction of the Corporate GOP apparatus and its replacement with rabble-rousing young conservatives who hate the GOPe.

By the way, here is my answer:

Who do you think you are, saying that? Go fuck yourselves

It was interpreted by their system as a request to unsubscribe!
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Perhaps "SMOD" is the best option!

Go with the flow: Carmaker debuts voice-controlled 'in-vehicle toilet'

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NYPD cop on horseback chases down convicted killer-turned-purse snatcher in wild NYC bust

I was hoping for the mounted policeman to chase her down, knock her to the concrete, and let the horse trample her to death.

But I guess an arrest is okay too.

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