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April 19, 2026
First World Problems...
Apparently the demand for candy for trick-or-treaters drops off markedly beginning the late evening of October 31st.
Not that we got any...the trend in our town is for street parties and organized events, which is, I believe, a sure sign of the profound degradation of our culture.
But what to do with the leftover candy? I am far too cheap to discard it, but it isn't getting any better, especially since it was milk chocolate to begin with, which is a pale and sad simulacrum of the only chocolate that counts: dark chocolate!