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Quick HitsChild grooming corporation Disney lays off 1000 employees because everyone loves their groomer offerings so much. The BBC is to cut as many as 2,000 jobs, affecting 10% of its 21,500 employees, in what is being described as the biggest scaling back in 15 years. Australian police are investigating basket case Ruby Rose's accusation of sexual assault by space cadet Katie Perry. Rose alleges that Perry rubbed up on her with her dirty vag. Police in Australia are investigating after Ruby Rose accused Katy Perry of sexual assault.
A left-wing activist group at the University of California, Berkeley recently staged a protest opposing the war in Iran, declaring that "Trump must go now by any means necessary." You have probably been enraged by the phenomenon of young thugs-- usually black, Muslim, or immigrant, or all three -- engaging in acts of harassment and intimidation against random law-abiding citizens and then posting videos of these crimes on to social media, where they get plaudits and clicks for this psychopathic behavior. The latest "trend" is to touch white strangers' hair without permission. So funny! There was one especially noisome criminal called "Johnny Somali" who made money as a Harassment Entrepreneur. I guess he got bored of upsetting white people and took his social terrorism act... to South Korea. Whoops. Low-IQ gonna Low-IQ. US internet 'troll' Johnny Somali sentenced to South Korea labor prison for public nuisance -- months after comparing himself to Otto Warmbier Legal YouTuber "Legal Mindset" was so annoyed by this anti-civilizational activist's antics that he set up a "Somali Conviction Team" to give evidence and encouragement to South Korean prosecutors. I imagine one of his tasks was to reassure prosecutors that no, no one in the west is going to be outraged at South Korea jailing a foreigner, we're all sick to death of these morlocks too. He does a victory lap in this video, which begins with the Low-IQ Somali guaranteeing he will not spend a single night in Korean prison. Unfortunately, the Korean judge got cold feet and did not imprison him for the three years of prison labor the prosecutors sought. But six months, 20 days of prison labor -- probably the first day of work he's done in his life -- will fix his wagon a bit. Speaking of foreign terrorists who need to be imprisoned: The Democrat Party is executing a full-court press to normalize and mainstream the openly pro-terrorist, "The US deserved 9/11" Islamis Hasan Piker:
Jewish supposedly "centrist" liberal Ezra Klein was sent out to flack for the terrorist:
And this is necessary because a Muslim Michigan Senate candidate -- Abdul El-Sayed -- defended the openly pro-terrorist Piker claiming we should not "bend" to "cancel culture."
The multimilionaire grifter Piker is also, of course, a communist, calling the fall of the Soviet Union "one of the greatest catastrophes of the 20th century." Leftists could have just separated themselves from this monster. Instead, they bound themselves to him more tightly. But that's a given -- both Islamists and communists want to destroy western civilization, raze it to the ground so that they can conquer it, and they have merged their respective Death Cults into one giant Death Cult.
Western middle-class normie culture must be destroyed so that it can be replaced by Transgender Communism or Sharia Islam-- they'll fight it out later, but for now, you're the only enemy.
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