Saturday Night Club ONT - April 11, 2026 [The Double Bogeys]

From The Masters on X

Welcome to Club ONT - a collaboration of The Disco and The Dino. Come in in, grab a drink or 3.

It's Masters weekend - free drinks to any Masters champions who wear their green jacket tonight! Caddies welcome 1:00 - 1:15

Saturday Night Jokes and Other Funnies

Little boy tells his nursery teacher he found a dead cat.

"How did you know it was dead?" asks the teacher.

"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," says the boy.

"You did what!?" shrieks the teacher.

"You know," explains the boy, "I leaned over and went Psssst and it didn't move!"

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"Booty" and "butt" mean the same.
"Call" and "dial" mean the same.

But a "booty call" and a "butt dial"? Yeah...not the same thing at all.

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John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!"

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night." She said, "Aye, did ye now? And what was your toast?"

John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner.
The man chuckled and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."

She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been in there twice in the last four years. Once I had to pull him by the ears to make him come, and the other time he fell asleep."

Drink of the Night

We featured this last year on Masters weekend. It's back!

Club ONT Department of Pizza Hut Nostalgia

Pizza Hut Classic? Yep.

In 2019, Pizza Hut brought back its 1974 logo, banking on its nostalgic appeal. I figured that would be the end of it, just a simple marketing tactic soon forgotten. There were no plans announced to bring back the logo in stores, much less redesign the restaurants to look like old Pizza Huts from the chain's heyday.

But with no fanfare whatsoever, that's exactly what’s been happening. Pizza Hut has been taking legacy stores and converting them into "Classics." The formula includes:

1) The old logo is used in pole signage as well as at the top of the (usually but not always) red-roofed restaurant. The pole sign features the addition of the word "Classic."

2) The interior features cozy red booths and old-school Pizza Hut lamps.

3) Stickers featuring the long-discarded character Pizza Hut Pete are found on the door.

4) Posters feature classic photos from Pizza Huts of yore.

5) A plaque displays a quote from Pizza Hut co-founder Dan Carney, explaining the concept as a celebration of the brand's heritage.

There are reportedly 144 locations, but the whole thing remains below the radar. No formal listing on the Pizza Hut website. Do you have a Classic Pizza Hut in your neighborhood?

Club ONT Department of Technology

Club ONT Department of Words

Club ONT Department of Fun Ideas??

Wonder if our resident fashion maven would approve of this idea?

The Club ONT Jukebox

Something else we brought back from last year - an hour of Master's Theme Music on repeat with a visual tour of scenes from around the course:

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Enough golf -- Let's rock!

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