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April 08, 2026

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The Chosen Fawn
Kristin Mae Photography

"Mummy said that monsters aren't real. But they are real."

Hypersocial pittie.

Humpdays.

Border collie keeping a balloon aloft.

These dogs are so happy just to touch grass.

Cute: Helping a lost dog find his way home in an apartment building.

Flat-Earthers cope and seethe over the Artemis II launch. They'll be on Tuq'r Qarlson next week.

A white otter.

Baby sea otter.

The moment baby koala reunited with its mom after being treated for paw injuries..🐨🥺❤️ pic.twitter.com/A1d7fpygY9
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) April 8, 2026

I linked this Faker before:

Meet Tom, the horse who plays dead whenever someone wants to ride him..🐎😅 pic.twitter.com/DBlkJ3u5RM
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) April 8, 2026

Taker:

😼: hands off, they’re all mine!pic.twitter.com/KkXOKc8akM
— Kitty Cat Empire (@KittyCatEmpire) March 4, 2026

Finally: The Givers.

Mom, this ball thrower is broken..🐕🐾😅

📹ashley_plantingdreamhomes pic.twitter.com/CQJRIAIDab
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) April 8, 2026

This post got ruined since I drafted it. "Takers" was supposed to be a hilarious video of a girl's shepherd which keeps stealing every single toy she picks up. It runs over and takes it out of her hands and hoards it on his dog bed. It does this for like 20 toys in a row and the girl just sits there looking at the camera like "Do you believe this?"

But that video got deleted in the past hour for some reason. So I quickly found some random dog "taking" video to replace it.

Oh well. I kinda liked the theme before that.

posted by Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:30 PM

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The moment baby koala reunited with its mom after being treated for paw injuries..🐨🥺❤️ pic.twitter.com/A1d7fpygY9 — 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) April 8, 2026 I linked this Faker before: Meet Tom, the horse who plays dead whenever someone wants to ride him..🐎😅 pic.twitter.com/DBlkJ3u5RM — 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) April 8, 2026 Taker: 😼: hands off, they’re all mine!pic.twitter.com/KkXOKc8akM — Kitty Cat Empire (@KittyCatEmpire) March 4, 2026 Finally: The Givers. Mom, this ball thrower is broken..🐕🐾😅 📹ashley_plantingdreamhomes pic.twitter.com/CQJRIAIDab — 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) April 8, 2026 This post got ruined since I drafted it. "Takers" was supposed to be a hilarious video of a girl's shepherd which keeps stealing every single toy she picks up. It runs over and takes it out of her hands and hoards it on his dog bed. It does this for like 20 toys in a row and the girl just sits there looking at the camera like "Do you believe this?" But that video got deleted in the past hour for some reason. 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