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April 08, 2026

Communist Dingbats Yesterday Until 7pm: Trump Is a Madman! He Will Nuke the World!
Communist Dingbats at 7:01pm: TACO! Trump Is a Huge Pussy Too Afraid to Do What Is Needed and LET THE NUCLEAR BIRDS FLY!!!!

Remember, the "smart people" are also the "thoughtful" and "responsible" people. They have all the answers, they'll tell you. They definitely do not simply spam out random disingenuous claims completely incompatible with each other as the day's news cycle might require.

David Strom wrote about this. I've seen it all over myself.

The "nuke" thing was absurd. Trump threatened to use a top-secret conventional weapon the world had never seen before. What was it? I dunno. Maybe some kind of non-nuclear EMP to take out the power plants without harming the child human shields Iran stuffed them with? At no point did he threaten or imply a threat to use a nuke.

Now I might think "Trump is making up some secret uber-weapon," but then again, Delta Force does seem to have unleashed absolute top-secret Sci-Fi weaponry in the Venezuela Snatch-and-Stash operation.

But he never hinted at a nuke.

But the "reasonable," "responsible," "thoughtful" people -- you know, the really "smart" people you can rely upon for their intelligence and probity and smooth emotional restraint -- all just went on twitter and did what they usually do, shriek lies that no one including themselves believes.


Some of the ones I saw:

This isn't exactly the same, but CNN's DEI Hausfrau veers from claiming:

1, that Iran is nowhere close to building a bomb when Trump says he will wipe out their nuke-production plants,

2, that Iran is now closer than ever to building a bomb after Trump wipes out their nuke production plants, and then back to

3, Iran was never at any time close to building a bomb, when Trump launches Operation Epic Fury.

It's really disgraceful. As they say: They know they're lying, they know their audience knows they're lying, they know their enemies know they're lying, but they lie anyway because it's what their Satanic Cult demands of them.

Lying, and abortion of course, and transing children are their sacraments.

Now you know that of course Noted Thoughtful and Responsible Smart Guy Commentator Bill Kristol had to be part of the Satanic Lie Offensive:

Hello everyone! Sorry for the lateness. I wish I had a good excuse but I don't.

Update: Kindletot said this is all what AlextheChick calls a "bitch eating crackers rant."

I asked commenters what this means. I asked Alex the Chick, too, and she sent this meme:

bitcheatingcrackersmeme.jpg

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