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Where are his grades and SATs and LSATs?

Chuck Schumer, when asked if he gives any credit to Trump for paying TSA agents after 42 days without pay: "No."

Australia's woke PM Steve Albanese wants to censor alternative media because it's "not consistent" with leftwing propaganda media.

Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok

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Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese criticizes people getting news from social media because it's "misinformation," and not "consistent" like legacy news outlets.

Who here trusts the "consistent" legacy media?

"There's just no way to determine an athlete's sex other than reaching under her skirt and fondling her genitals!"

-- the Genius Alexandria Donkey-Chompers

Don Ballfingers Lemon: "I was given the n-word treatment" when I was perp-walked as any criminal would be.

A Democrat representative, "Shomari Figures" -- I'm not sure if that's a human name or a new He-Man character (like maybe he has numbers for eyes or something) -- wanted to prove that black people are too dumb to get ID to vote. So he asked the members of a black church how many of them had failed to obtain this exotic, elusive object called "personal identification." Literally no one said they did not have identification so he quickly pivoted to a different point.

King Charles, long rumored to have secretly converted to Islam, not only issued Ramadan greetings during Lent, not only urged British citizens to learn more about Islam, but now says he will not issue any Easter message this year.

Oh well, Easter's not a big Christian holy day or anything I guess.

This post contains a bunch of claims about Charles' alleged conversion to Islam, which I have never heard and certainly cannot verify, but fuck this cuck.

I didn't even consider the Flat Earthers during yesterday's launch. How could I not think of the Flat Earthers? Apparently they're having a bad time, given that their whole stupid "the earth is totally flat you guys and NASA just fakes photos of a round earth" Identity.

So they're back to their usual cope. They claim that the rocket shown on video was actually an "inflatable," a large rocket-shaped dummy balloon to con the rubes.

He then repeats one of Cavernous Nostrils' key proofs for the moon landing being fake, to wit, how can they receive communications in space when Candace has problems getting cell phone coverage in the city? She actually said that. And she said it about radio transmissions during the 1969 moon landing. She showed no awareness at all that there was a kind of "wireless communication" available before she first got her cell phone in 2004.

I would say this account is a spoof, but... they really do believe and claim these things. So even if it is a goof, it's still just repeating actual conspiracy theory claims.

All systems are go!

So... is it a joke? Maybe but the stupidity is very real.

And now I think it's really real again.

This is legitimately amazing.

As you may have observed, the Nazi-curious podcast bros can no longer book any non-Nazi guests so they form an endless daisy chain of appearing on each other's little shows for "interviews" that consist of them going over the same exact ground as during the last "interview."

"Comic" Dave Smith is next again in Tucker Carlson's 9 Nazi Batting order.

And the place he goes to -- which even Tucker Carlson seems to have trouble believing he went to -- is just absolutely amazing. Thrilling, I would say. Sometimes a lie is just so brazen and absurd you're not even mad. You're appreciative. You just involuntarily stand and slow-clap and say "Bravo, Sir, Bravissimo!"

I think Tucker Carlson was closer to the truth when he started this clip by saying, "It's hardly my job to defend Jewish Americans." Yes, I think we are all agreed that this is not your job.

Here's "Comic" Dave Smith hosting and feting various other "leading fighters against antisemitism in this country."

Leo Austin @sox_leo

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That show was perfectly timed -- April Fool's Day.

Ah! That explains it.

By the way, the only reason Tucker Carlson agrees that antisemitism is on the rise is because he wants to suggest that Israelis -- Jews -- are increasing antisemitism and it's within their power to arrest this rise in antisemitism if they just stop being dirty treacherous Jews all the time.

posted by Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:42 PM

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